This shirt (from the xkcd store) is funny because it's true. Or maybe it's not funny because it's true....
Yes! Ohmigod! Someone's blondie bear's a twenty-question genius!
Harmony ,'Help'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 6:57:35 am PDT #20261 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2010 6:57:42 am PDT #20262 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Teppy, I hear that the Boots knock-off you can get at Target is good.
The real deal made my eyes sting, and didn't actually work miracles on my bags. So.
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 7:01:35 am PDT #20263 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
More from xkcd:
guest@xkcd:/$ top
It's up there --^
Heh.
Polter-Cow - Apr 01, 2010 7:05:57 am PDT #20264 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
This shirt (from the xkcd store) is funny because it's true. Or maybe it's not funny because it's true....
I got that for my brother. I want it for myself as well. Because...for reals!
Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2010 7:16:46 am PDT #20265 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
People who are not my fb friends, or missed it. Hubby is Bartender of the Month [link]
Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 7:25:29 am PDT #20266 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Baby Skeksis at Zooborns is also a good April Fool! [link]
Toddson - Apr 01, 2010 7:47:35 am PDT #20267 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Steph, I use Benefit's Eyebright - it's kind of like a pale pink grease pencil (only not overly greasy) and it works well for me.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 7:55:27 am PDT #20268 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Steph, I use Benefit's Eyebright
I was JUST looking at Benefit's Boi-ing. Hmmm. Will have to look at Eyebright, too.
shrift - Apr 01, 2010 8:09:11 am PDT #20269 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I've only fallen for one practical joke today due to a lack of coffee and incredibly high plausibility.
aurelia - Apr 01, 2010 8:15:55 am PDT #20270 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I love the Google logo.
My local radio station spent all morning making vague references to some scandal and just had the morning DJ hold a "press conference" in which he made an apology a la Tiger Woods or Jesse James. It wasn't their best effort.
A couple of years ago when April 1 was a Sunday they ran their normal weekday programming. Instead of waking up to Breakfast with the Beatles it was the regular morning DJ, news and traffic updates. A whole lot of people thought they were late for work.