Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Cordelia ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 6:50:53 am PDT #20259 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

rm -rf *

That does nothing. I was hoping for at least a sarcastic comment.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 6:52:04 am PDT #20260 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy, I had heard that, but it's $40!! So I bought some sephora brand knockoff which was like $12.

Did it work?


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 6:57:35 am PDT #20261 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This shirt (from the xkcd store) is funny because it's true. Or maybe it's not funny because it's true....

[link]


P.M. Marc - Apr 01, 2010 6:57:42 am PDT #20262 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Teppy, I hear that the Boots knock-off you can get at Target is good.

The real deal made my eyes sting, and didn't actually work miracles on my bags. So.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 7:01:35 am PDT #20263 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More from xkcd:

guest@xkcd:/$ top
It's up there --^

Heh.


Polter-Cow - Apr 01, 2010 7:05:57 am PDT #20264 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

This shirt (from the xkcd store) is funny because it's true. Or maybe it's not funny because it's true....

I got that for my brother. I want it for myself as well. Because...for reals!


Daisy Jane - Apr 01, 2010 7:16:46 am PDT #20265 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People who are not my fb friends, or missed it. Hubby is Bartender of the Month [link]


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2010 7:25:29 am PDT #20266 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Baby Skeksis at Zooborns is also a good April Fool! [link]


Toddson - Apr 01, 2010 7:47:35 am PDT #20267 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Steph, I use Benefit's Eyebright - it's kind of like a pale pink grease pencil (only not overly greasy) and it works well for me.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 7:55:27 am PDT #20268 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Steph, I use Benefit's Eyebright

I was JUST looking at Benefit's Boi-ing. Hmmm. Will have to look at Eyebright, too.