and is now naked in her crib raging at the unfairness of it all
::sips coffee from a distance, grateful for the Bay between::
Good luck, honey! Try bribery next. Maybe a walk down to the donut shop on Haight Street.
Never send a minion to do a god's work.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Mar 26, 2010 8:11:09 am PDT #18838 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Frankenbuddha - Mar 26, 2010 8:11:43 am PDT #18839 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Being on Pete's list is scary enough.
I think being on Pete's list is ADORABLE!
JZ - Mar 26, 2010 8:11:48 am PDT #18840 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
She also wants to wear her watermelon hat with the scooter helmet over it.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 26, 2010 8:12:59 am PDT #18841 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
She also wants to wear her watermelon hat with the scooter helmet over it.
Compromise and just stick half a watermelon on her head.
tommyrot - Mar 26, 2010 8:14:00 am PDT #18842 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Compromise and just stick half a watermelon on her head.
Like this!
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eta: Google cat melon head and you get this: [link]
Toddson - Mar 26, 2010 8:16:47 am PDT #18843 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I got my ears pierced when I was 20 - I was in college and a local store had all kinds of nifty pierced-only earrings that I lusted after. I wanted to have it done by a doctor, but at the time I needed a parent's permission until I turned 21. My father didn't care, but my mother was adamantly opposed to pierced ears - one of our neighbors had their infant daughter's ears pierced and my mother insisted it was a superstition that it would either prevent eye infections or keep off the evil eye and was, therefore, backward and primitive and she wasn't having any of it.
So I told her if she didn't let me have the doctor do it, I'd have Louise (at college) do it with a darning needle and an ice cube.
Yeah, I got to the doctor. She even bought me some earrings.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 26, 2010 8:17:05 am PDT #18844 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
That is sooo cute (although a half mile walk to a bus) I get so suspicious when I don't see the inside- There is such a preponderance of "oak" country kitchens in Rochester as a cheap remodel, and I hates them.
Hil R. - Mar 26, 2010 8:19:46 am PDT #18845 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I got my ears pierced when I was about eight. Then they got infected when I was about twelve, and I didn't wear earrings for several years and the holes closed up. I got them repierced when I was in college.
DavidS - Mar 26, 2010 8:19:48 am PDT #18846 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sophia Brooks - Mar 26, 2010 8:20:13 am PDT #18847 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I don't think that is a melon.