Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 24, 2010 8:52:39 am PDT #18324 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

But then... wouldn't he have to live in Detroit?


Gudanov - Mar 24, 2010 8:52:44 am PDT #18325 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Robbers place a to go order at bank.

That is an impressive amount of stupid.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 8:55:26 am PDT #18326 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Only if it's Vernors.

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megan walker - Mar 24, 2010 9:03:24 am PDT #18327 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I have the best stylist ever. Just yesterday at work I got another complement on my hair.


DavidS - Mar 24, 2010 9:04:32 am PDT #18328 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have the best stylist ever. Just yesterday at work I got another complement on my hair.

Affordable too.


Strega - Mar 24, 2010 9:09:56 am PDT #18329 of 30001

I hope someone down there throws an alternative alternative prom.

The American Humanist Association offered to plan and host a prom; one of their members donated $20K for expenses. I haven’t heard anything more about it in a couple of weeks though.


megan walker - Mar 24, 2010 9:20:39 am PDT #18330 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Affordable too.

Extremely, although I might be a bit behind on the babysitting side of the equation.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 24, 2010 9:23:49 am PDT #18331 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I wish I could help them have a prom, but I haven't even done anything with things I could do here-- I just found out that the house next door to mine is now transitional housing for homeless women, and I would love to do something there.

I also wish I had three monitors. I have to do some very boring and tedious web database updating that takes 2 screens, but I want to watch a movie to keep my attention while I do it. It is a really bad database, and the interface they have quickly built is not ideal, so each time I make one change, I have to refresh the web and make sure I didn't lose some other piece of information.


bon bon - Mar 24, 2010 9:35:52 am PDT #18332 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The thing is, I don't think Constance has had a lot of support from her classmates, at least according to an interview. An Ellen prom might reward that behavior.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 9:36:54 am PDT #18333 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

An Ellen prom where Constance controls the guest list! Yes, that's the ticket.