Bummer.

Atlantic Rowers Disqualified With ONE MILE Left in 2,500-Mile Race

Two British rowers who spent almost three months racing 2,500 miles across the Atlantic had to be rescued after hitting a reef less than a mile from the finish line.

Phil Pring and Ben Cummings, who had been at sea for 76 days, were disqualified from the Canaries to the West Indies race after they ran aground.

Do you want to look like your mother and your grandma? That would be the first question you should ask yourself.

Right. The answer there would be no. But there are decent Yelp reviews from people who don't seem to be in their 60s or 90s...

But there are decent Yelp reviews from people who don't seem to be in their 60s or 90s...

Yelp is just riddled with octagenarians! That's why there are so many hits for prune danish and trusses.

My aesthetician quit or was fired, and I don't know where she went (if anywhere). So now I need to find a new person to rip the hairs out of my legs and dye my eyelashes. Meh. I'll live.

I keep waiting for Ellen to throw an alternative prom.

That would be awesome. Maybe she could get the Glambert to play for it.

If he can find a permanent, full-time job, my nephew's planning on buying something in Detroit and fixing it up. Apparently you can buy a house there for $15.00 and a litre of ginger ale.

Only if it's Vernors.

Robbers place a to go order at bank. [link]

Criminals R Dum.

But then... wouldn't he have to live in Detroit?

Robbers place a to go order at bank.

That is an impressive amount of stupid.

Only if it's Vernors.

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I have the best stylist ever. Just yesterday at work I got another complement on my hair.