Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:14:12 am PDT #17812 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A picture of Dick Cheney, of course!

The downside to that is I have to look at a picture of Dick Cheney on a regular basis.

Ooh. How about a crucifix Cylon? (Hey, I'm already going to Hell many times over....)


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:15:43 am PDT #17813 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, I have a toy VW Beetle that I could Cylon-ize.


Jessica - Mar 22, 2010 7:21:58 am PDT #17814 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So I've been thinking of making a Cylon.

You know that never ends well...


Amy - Mar 22, 2010 7:22:34 am PDT #17815 of 30001
Because books.

tommy, if you're looking for a project, I submit to you: IV caffeine. Look into it. For me. PLEASE.


Dana - Mar 22, 2010 7:22:34 am PDT #17816 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I like the Beetle idea.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:22:48 am PDT #17817 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know that never ends well...

Yeah, but that's not for 40-ish years, right? Oh wait, that's for the second Cylon war.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:23:52 am PDT #17818 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IV caffeine. Look into it. For me. PLEASE.

Have you tried caffeine soap?


Amy - Mar 22, 2010 7:27:49 am PDT #17819 of 30001
Because books.

Good god, I need that.


DavidS - Mar 22, 2010 7:29:24 am PDT #17820 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've long argued for espresso shots being administered through inhalers.

A fine mist of caffeine spreading out evenly in your bronchial tubes.


Kathy A - Mar 22, 2010 7:30:07 am PDT #17821 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

According to Colbert, they already have those, Hec.