Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:22:48 am PDT #17817 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know that never ends well...

Yeah, but that's not for 40-ish years, right? Oh wait, that's for the second Cylon war.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:23:52 am PDT #17818 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IV caffeine. Look into it. For me. PLEASE.

Have you tried caffeine soap?


Amy - Mar 22, 2010 7:27:49 am PDT #17819 of 30001
Because books.

Good god, I need that.


DavidS - Mar 22, 2010 7:29:24 am PDT #17820 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I've long argued for espresso shots being administered through inhalers.

A fine mist of caffeine spreading out evenly in your bronchial tubes.


Kathy A - Mar 22, 2010 7:30:07 am PDT #17821 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

According to Colbert, they already have those, Hec.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 22, 2010 7:30:55 am PDT #17822 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

According to Colbert, they already have those, Hec.

I thought those were chocolate, not coffee.


Tom Scola - Mar 22, 2010 7:34:17 am PDT #17823 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Also, I have a toy VW Beetle that I could Cylon-ize.

Then it wouldn't be a Cylon, it would be KITT.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:35:03 am PDT #17824 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Then it wouldn't be a Cylon, it would be KITT.

Well, yeah. But an evil KITT....


Dana - Mar 22, 2010 7:35:43 am PDT #17825 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

It might look like KITT, but it would actually be a Cylon. That's the beauty of it.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2010 7:38:14 am PDT #17826 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah. The LEDs would go behind the windshield. You know, where the eyes are in that Cars movie.