I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 10:41:50 am PDT #17399 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Nerve, Sex Advice From Joss Whedon Fans

io9 on the Nerve thing, just in case Nerve is blocked for you: Which Group of Science Fiction Fans Has The Best Sex Advice?

What have any of Whedon’s shows taught you about dating?
That it’s deadly and the person you’re with could become someone else at the drop of a hat. The more you love someone, the more likely they will become possessed, chopped in half, shot, have someone else’s demon spawn, or land the ship safely, but die anyway.

What is the best reason to date a Whedon fan?
Open-minded kinkiness abounds.


Atropa - Mar 19, 2010 10:55:28 am PDT #17400 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You know what's awesome about working from home? Besides the opportunity to sleep in a bit, see Pete, and have him bring me lunch from the place with the good coffee, that is? It means I can edit tech docs AND work on my Neo-Victorian zombie outfit for tomorrow. So, corn syrup, molasses, and neon green food coloring = ichor?


ChiKat - Mar 19, 2010 10:58:04 am PDT #17401 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thanks for the ~ma, y'all. After a very tense morning and watching coworkers get RIF'd, I made it through this year. While I'm thrilled for me, it sucks for people I work with. This is a crappy year (job security-wise) to be a teacher.


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 10:58:53 am PDT #17402 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay for you, Chikat! And sorry for those who got RIF'd....


Toddson - Mar 19, 2010 10:59:04 am PDT #17403 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Better:

I need to know: Spike or Angel?

Faith. Dream big.


Cass - Mar 19, 2010 11:02:08 am PDT #17404 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

and have him bring me lunch from the place with the good coffee

Besalu? They are up there with Gordito's on the *drroooooool* and making me want to be in Seattle.

Seems like a fair start to ichor. I'm not sure if you won't need to doctor the color a bit but I am having a hard time figuring out which direction in my head. And I am loathe to image Google because said images might be scary.


Atropa - Mar 19, 2010 11:03:56 am PDT #17405 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes, Besalu. Mmm, coffee and quiche and French apple tart!

Oh, I know I'll need to doctor the color for the ichor. But that's what Aromaleigh samples are for.


meara - Mar 19, 2010 11:04:56 am PDT #17406 of 30001

I need to know: Spike or Angel?

Faith. Dream big.

Amen! I also like the "oral doesn't equal sex? Who are you, Bill Clinton?" answer. Hah!


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2010 11:08:50 am PDT #17407 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is the best reason to date a Whedon fan?
Open-minded kinkiness abounds.

That's very kind. Also, I suspect, a crock of shit.


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 11:10:44 am PDT #17408 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, I suspect, a crock of shit.

I dunno - "abounds" doesn't really mean it's true for a high percentage of fans, does it? Or is that implied by context?