Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Mar 19, 2010 10:58:04 am PDT #17401 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thanks for the ~ma, y'all. After a very tense morning and watching coworkers get RIF'd, I made it through this year. While I'm thrilled for me, it sucks for people I work with. This is a crappy year (job security-wise) to be a teacher.


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 10:58:53 am PDT #17402 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay for you, Chikat! And sorry for those who got RIF'd....


Toddson - Mar 19, 2010 10:59:04 am PDT #17403 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Better:

I need to know: Spike or Angel?

Faith. Dream big.


Cass - Mar 19, 2010 11:02:08 am PDT #17404 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

and have him bring me lunch from the place with the good coffee

Besalu? They are up there with Gordito's on the *drroooooool* and making me want to be in Seattle.

Seems like a fair start to ichor. I'm not sure if you won't need to doctor the color a bit but I am having a hard time figuring out which direction in my head. And I am loathe to image Google because said images might be scary.


Atropa - Mar 19, 2010 11:03:56 am PDT #17405 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yes, Besalu. Mmm, coffee and quiche and French apple tart!

Oh, I know I'll need to doctor the color for the ichor. But that's what Aromaleigh samples are for.


meara - Mar 19, 2010 11:04:56 am PDT #17406 of 30001

I need to know: Spike or Angel?

Faith. Dream big.

Amen! I also like the "oral doesn't equal sex? Who are you, Bill Clinton?" answer. Hah!


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2010 11:08:50 am PDT #17407 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is the best reason to date a Whedon fan?
Open-minded kinkiness abounds.

That's very kind. Also, I suspect, a crock of shit.


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 11:10:44 am PDT #17408 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, I suspect, a crock of shit.

I dunno - "abounds" doesn't really mean it's true for a high percentage of fans, does it? Or is that implied by context?


Toddson - Mar 19, 2010 11:11:41 am PDT #17409 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I like this (sounds kind of like, um, US):

What is the best reason to date a Whedon fan?

Nothing surprises us. And if you perform a particularly memorable sexual act, it could reach cult status with how much we talk about it and reference it in our daily lives.


Connie Neil - Mar 19, 2010 11:12:08 am PDT #17410 of 30001
brillig

"abounds" doesn't really mean it's true for a high percentage of fans, does it? Or is that implied by context?

It could refer to a small number of very generous people.