Were they Italian-speaking? Googling tells me that some websites consider the name Mossimo to be Australian, which is weird.
Well, unless it's an unusual regional variant, it's not Italian. The Italian is Massimo.
I detect an attempt to be Italian, or the mother gave birth in a Target.
the mother gave birth in a Target.
Just be thankful the mother didn't give birth at Ikea.
I feel bad for little Lack.
I love my baby Ikorp!
But you'd be okay if you were in the bookshelf section: Billy! (good for both boys and girls)
The Italian is Massimo.
It might have been spelled like that, but Mom sounded like she was pronouncing an "o".
Ikea jokes are lost on me, I live in the giant Ikea-less hole in the midwest.
Also fun? The Ikea name generator for the rest of today, I want to be called SKÅTRINDÖRD