the mother gave birth in a Target.
Just be thankful the mother didn't give birth at Ikea.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Mar 19, 2010 6:09:16 am PDT #17319 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
msbelle - Mar 19, 2010 6:12:08 am PDT #17320 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I love my baby Ikorp!
Jesse - Mar 19, 2010 6:12:48 am PDT #17321 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I feel bad for little Lack.
Kat - Mar 19, 2010 6:15:56 am PDT #17322 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I love my baby Ikorp!
But you'd be okay if you were in the bookshelf section: Billy! (good for both boys and girls)
Sparky1 - Mar 19, 2010 6:16:54 am PDT #17323 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
The Italian is Massimo.
It might have been spelled like that, but Mom sounded like she was pronouncing an "o".
Kat - Mar 19, 2010 6:16:59 am PDT #17324 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Gudanov - Mar 19, 2010 6:17:09 am PDT #17325 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Ikea jokes are lost on me, I live in the giant Ikea-less hole in the midwest.
tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 6:19:27 am PDT #17326 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kat - Mar 19, 2010 6:19:58 am PDT #17327 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Also fun? The Ikea name generator for the rest of today, I want to be called SKÅTRINDÖRD
Sparky1 - Mar 19, 2010 6:19:58 am PDT #17328 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
I live in the giant Ikea-less hole in the midwest.
That reminds me, I need to figure out when I have to do in-law stuff while in KC, and what time I might have free to see normal people.