Sword! Sword! It could hang on the living room wall next to Sting! Though I doubt it's as efficient at killing snowmen as Sting is. Lovely balance to Sting, and the heft to length feels good in the hand.
Sneeze-lurker. A thief who throws snuff in a person’s face, and then robs him.
How evilly ingenious. You couldn't call it armed robbery, though maybe aggravated assault.
NB arrest being reported on TMZ.
Eep. (I was just coming here with that link!)
At the moment he has a bo staff, nunchucks, and a sword (dull)
Awww. At his age, I probably only had a couple cheesy knives.
Now I'm thinking of the weapons I've lost. I really miss a large dagger that I had in storage in New Orleans (Katrina) made of recycled steel. It was the most beautifully balanced weapon I've ever owned. 8" blade, wire-wrapped handle. Rusted like a bitch, though. That was scary. Had to keep it lubed up. Lost a katana/wakizashi replica pair from Japan from my dad there too. And a butterfly knife seized at the Canadian border.
The weapon I really want the most right now is a telescoping baton, but they're illegal in California, I understand.
Dang. Maybe he'll get cleaned up now.
The weapon I really want the most right now is a telescoping baton
Isn't that what Riley had?
For when even the 30-minute Haggadah is too long: Tweeting the Exodus.
That NB link makes me so sad.