I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2010 7:12:45 am PDT #16810 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At the moment he has a bo staff, nunchucks, and a sword (dull)

Awww. At his age, I probably only had a couple cheesy knives.

Now I'm thinking of the weapons I've lost. I really miss a large dagger that I had in storage in New Orleans (Katrina) made of recycled steel. It was the most beautifully balanced weapon I've ever owned. 8" blade, wire-wrapped handle. Rusted like a bitch, though. That was scary. Had to keep it lubed up. Lost a katana/wakizashi replica pair from Japan from my dad there too. And a butterfly knife seized at the Canadian border.

The weapon I really want the most right now is a telescoping baton, but they're illegal in California, I understand.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2010 7:12:50 am PDT #16811 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dang. Maybe he'll get cleaned up now.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2010 7:13:42 am PDT #16812 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The weapon I really want the most right now is a telescoping baton

Isn't that what Riley had?


Jessica - Mar 17, 2010 7:16:41 am PDT #16813 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

For when even the 30-minute Haggadah is too long: Tweeting the Exodus.


Amy - Mar 17, 2010 7:18:24 am PDT #16814 of 30001
Because books.

That NB link makes me so sad.


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2010 7:19:54 am PDT #16815 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Isn't that what Riley had?

And Hotch from Criminal Minds in The Tribe. ::fans self::

Damn, Nicholas.


Allyson - Mar 17, 2010 7:24:33 am PDT #16816 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Saw him Saturday. Feel terrible.


-t - Mar 17, 2010 7:24:53 am PDT #16817 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That NB link makes me so sad.

Yeah.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 17, 2010 7:26:13 am PDT #16818 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Gah, that's awful about NB. Arrested for being publicly drunk is bad enough, but swinging at a cop, attempting to flee and getting tasered is just apalling.

Also sorry to hear about Tom having a bad day, head-space-wise.

He has a partner now?!?!?

I think they may have reproduced given what's been going on the last few days.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2010 7:40:17 am PDT #16819 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

omg, is Tino a Gremlin? Did someone get him wet?