As if I'm being asked to judge a 5 yr. old's perceived injustices.
You could comment on his spelling....
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tommyrot - Mar 15, 2010 1:10:20 pm PDT #16311 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cass - Mar 15, 2010 1:10:56 pm PDT #16312 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
As if I'm being asked to judge a 5 yr. old's perceived injustices.
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Cashmere - Mar 15, 2010 1:11:23 pm PDT #16313 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'm tucking this away for guilt material later. I'm extremely proud of his written communication skills. The early adolescence, not so much.
Daisy Jane - Mar 15, 2010 1:12:38 pm PDT #16314 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I can only imagine what rooined his life. From my experience as a 5 year old, I'm guessing it's something he thinks will make him a social outcast and pariah! for the rest of his life.
Barb - Mar 15, 2010 1:12:51 pm PDT #16315 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Yeah, I zeroed in on the "Love, Owen" part too. Although it can't feel good in the slightest. We're just still recovering from the first "I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU" from a few months ago.
I was stunned, but came back with, "Well, I don't like you much right now. Still love you, but like you? Nope. You're a pretty unlikable little twerp right now."
It immediately turned the fury into stunned disbelief.
Cashmere - Mar 15, 2010 1:13:43 pm PDT #16316 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
When I was volunteering in his classroom this morning, his teacher put him in another group and he didn't get to do my center first. It wasn't even my fault! I didn't choose the groups. But somehow, I was supposed to overrule his teacher and make it better.
aurelia - Mar 15, 2010 1:15:04 pm PDT #16317 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Distant aunties only get good notes. Works for me.
Daisy Jane - Mar 15, 2010 1:17:26 pm PDT #16318 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
When I was volunteering in his classroom this morning, his teacher put him in another group and he didn't get to do my center first. It wasn't even my fault! I didn't choose the groups. But somehow, I was supposed to overrule his teacher and make it better.
Aw, Owen honey.
Glamcookie - Mar 15, 2010 1:18:09 pm PDT #16319 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
That note is killing me.
Ginger - Mar 15, 2010 1:26:23 pm PDT #16320 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Poor noodle. He has no idea how much more rooining he has ahead of him.
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