Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Mar 15, 2010 1:15:04 pm PDT #16317 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Distant aunties only get good notes. Works for me.


Daisy Jane - Mar 15, 2010 1:17:26 pm PDT #16318 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

When I was volunteering in his classroom this morning, his teacher put him in another group and he didn't get to do my center first. It wasn't even my fault! I didn't choose the groups. But somehow, I was supposed to overrule his teacher and make it better.

Aw, Owen honey.


Glamcookie - Mar 15, 2010 1:18:09 pm PDT #16319 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

That note is killing me.


Ginger - Mar 15, 2010 1:26:23 pm PDT #16320 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Poor noodle. He has no idea how much more rooining he has ahead of him.

Important announcement: Target has Batman Easter grass. It's shredded paper with the bat symbol printed on it and could be used for any of your Batman-oriented shredded paper needs.


Juliebird - Mar 15, 2010 1:34:12 pm PDT #16321 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

HALP! Tweetbaggery.com has eated my brain.

Got scolded last Thursday for bad time management including "wasting hours" providing fresh seasonal flowers in the house where "no one sees them" (after getting lots of feedback about how wonderful they were from various visitors)(after getting lectured on making a good first impression to visitors). This morning there was a panic that there were no pretty flowers to be had for the former-executive-boardmember brunch.

My apartment is filled with forced hyacinths and saucer magnolia, thankyouverymuch. I look forward to the ranunculus and anemone that I'll be taking home once they begin to bloom. It will take me about two minutes to put them in a pretty basket and cover the soil with moss.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 1:36:13 pm PDT #16322 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to hit things.

Not because I'm in a bad mood or anything.

Just because hitting things is fun and I haven't hit anything for a long time.

Miss that.


Lee - Mar 15, 2010 1:41:49 pm PDT #16323 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I own an iron. It's around here somewhere.

I own one, and I know exactly where it is, but I have convinced myself that it will blow up if I ever try to use it. (seriously--I've dropped it a few too many times)

There are nearly fifty bottles in there.

I'm also going to send a few more. I had hoped it would happen today, but tomorrow is now more likely.

Oh, is it possible to get polish without having anything to give? I would be all over that, if it's not too late.

Of course. I will put you on the list after Amy. I need your address.

(and your soul)

Is there a Chicago stop? I'd be up for giving and taking.

There isn't yet, but I will add you after Jesse. Send me your address, please.


Atropa - Mar 15, 2010 1:59:17 pm PDT #16324 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Speaking of nail polish, my order from Fabulous Street arrived. Yes, I really did need a(nother) black with holographic glitter polish.


Jesse - Mar 15, 2010 2:03:45 pm PDT #16325 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sweet -- incoming, Perkins.


shrift - Mar 15, 2010 2:10:14 pm PDT #16326 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My nails are painted with a color called "Never Enough Shoes."