I totally helped my mother by buying her Caramel Delights off her -- she's on Weight Watchers, and I haven't managed to get any of my own yet!

You're such a good samaritan, Jesse!

I need to stop grocery shopping for a bit, or at least make a strict list. After the Snowpocalypsegeddons, the larders were bare and I think it made me a little nuts. I'm way overstocked now. I normally have enough for the week and maybe a few days. But with the storms? Yeah, that wasn't so good. But I don't think I'm going to find myself unable to do my regular trips to the store for three weeks any time soon again. And I probably have enough dinner food for over a month now. Which is goofy.

I am a helper, is what.

The only family member she still has in this movie is her caring yet over-involved mother who spends pretty much every scene cooking something with peppers and cilantro. Her over-protective older brother who beats up guys who make sexual comments about her seems to have disappeared. But she is still "gutsy" and "ballsy," at least once the drunken speed skater reminds her that she's supposed to be. And, of course, she can hold her own in a bar fight.

And the coach this time is a bald Chinese man who keeps saying things like, "Jade must be chiseled before it can be a gem." And gongs play whenever he enters.

And gongs play whenever he enters.

No, seriously?

There were gongs, or at least some stereotypical Chinese-type music, at least once. Not quite every time.

Also, on his first entrance, this Chinese coach, who has supposedly coached a ton of European champions, bowed to the skaters.

These taxes are taking forever. My papers are a mess. I am missing information. ugh, I just want done, but I also want my money!

Oh! And there are "funny" translations! When the female skater says, "That was a cakewalk," and the male skater responds, "You'll be crying uncle soon," the translator translates it for the coach as something like, "She says she is walking with a cake, and he says she will be crying out for ancestral intervention."

Do libraries still have tax forms? I don't remember seeing any when I was there last.

Also, on his first entrance, this Chinese coach, who has supposedly coached a ton of European champions, bowed to the skaters.

Well, you're gonna work the ancient Chinese wisdom thing for marketing purposes if nothing else.

"She says she is walking with a cake, and he says she will be crying out for ancestral intervention."

Oh dear.

OK, how cute was Brian Orser encouraging Kim Yu-Na in Korean in that video they showed of them training?