Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2010 6:38:24 am PST #155 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'll have to make sure my mom never finds out about that hat.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 08, 2010 6:38:29 am PST #156 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Is the shirt bright red, or a darker wine red color? (Black tie should look good over almost anything, but otherwise it's tough to say.)


Jesse - Jan 08, 2010 6:40:38 am PST #157 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When my father was the pastor of a church, one year someone gave him a Christmas tie. So he put it on for the Christmas Eve service, and only learned when he leaned against the lectern during his sermon that the tie played music. When you pressed a thing in the bottom of the tie. Good times.


Polter-Cow - Jan 08, 2010 6:58:39 am PST #158 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is the shirt bright red, or a darker wine red color?

The shirt is more of a bright red. I am essentially wearing the Pete outfit.

Black tie should look good over almost anything

That's why they call it black-tie! ...Right?


tommyrot - Jan 08, 2010 7:05:40 am PST #159 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

NBC to Conan O'Brien -- The Choice Is Yours

NBC has given Conan O'Brien the option to either do his show from midnight to 1 or leave the network, sources tell TMZ.

As TMZ first reported, after the Olympics, Jay Leno will get his 11:30 PM time period back. We're told network execs have told Conan they will let him decide if he wants the midnight to 1:00 AM time slot. If he does, Leno's show will only be a half hour. If Conan walks, Leno will get a full hour, informed sources tell TMZ.

Our sources say Conan has not decided what he wants. We do know he's pissed, because he was given no advanced warning this was coming. Conan's people told NBC they are considering the offer. Translation: Mr. O'Brien -- I have Rupert Murdoch on line one, Stephen McPherson on line two, John Landgraf on line three, Jeff Wachtel on line four ...


Amy - Jan 08, 2010 7:09:07 am PST #160 of 30001
Because books.

Where are they going to get five hours of programming to fill in those 10 o'clock slots every night, I wonder?


Jesse - Jan 08, 2010 7:11:04 am PST #161 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just saw a story that they had ordered a record number of pilots, but that doesn't help until the fall, right?


Fred Pete - Jan 08, 2010 7:13:05 am PST #162 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I have a couple blue ties, a greenish jungle-y tie, and ones with various colors on them.

Black might work. Gray would work. Solid white might be too flashy, but that's more forgivable in a party setting than a meeting setting.


sarameg - Jan 08, 2010 7:15:53 am PST #163 of 30001

NO ONE IS READING MY EMAILS AND THUS FLYING OFF THE HANDLE.

Ahrg.


Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2010 7:16:21 am PST #164 of 30001
brillig

Where are they going to get five hours of programming to fill in those 10 o'clock slots every night, I wonder?

A new Reality TV show--So You Think You Can Be A Late Night Host.