Tell me more good stuff about me.

Kaylee ,'The Message'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Mar 05, 2010 2:47:04 pm PST #13679 of 30001

Wow, that's better than I would do, sara!! (Somehow i always end up at "gonna buy you a ...diamond mine!" but then I don't know where to go from there. IF that mine don't....produce??)


Calli - Mar 05, 2010 2:48:33 pm PST #13680 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm waiting for people to come by, sipping on an iffy attempt at a champagne cocktail. Substituting prosecco for champers doesn't bother me, but apparently there's a world-wide shortage of Angostura bitters? So I substituted Underberg because I could get my hands on it, and the resulting fizzy, herbal concoction is tasty. I'm just not sure it's what Rachel Maddow described as a champagne cocktail. As deprivations go, this really isn't. And I'm expecting to have a smonster and an amyth in my living room nowish, so life is good.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:52:23 pm PST #13681 of 30001

I owe it all to Dr. Seuss.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2010 2:54:16 pm PST #13682 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't it "diamond ring turns glass" or something like that? Then, mama's gonna buy you a....big fat ass.

That can't be right.


Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 2:54:56 pm PST #13683 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I like this version better.


aurelia - Mar 05, 2010 2:55:03 pm PST #13684 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've had OK Go's "This too shall pass" in my head the last few days. Probably because I've watched the videos umpteen many times.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2010 2:55:16 pm PST #13685 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

nope, designated times start TONIGHT. I am not pleased, but I really need to get on with things. I want him to start back at karate tomorrow (he has been off for 6 weeks) and then I also really need the new babysitter thing to stay on track.

I doubt we make it into April without re-visiting the issue.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:15 pm PST #13686 of 30001

My mama always sang "shine." Looks like official is "turns to brass" WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE: [link]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns to brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark.
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town


Jessica - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:23 pm PST #13687 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If that diamond ring turns brass, Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass
And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat
And if that billy goat won't pull, Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull
And if that cart and bull turns over, Mama's gonna buy you a doggie named Rover
And if that dog named Rover won't bark, Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart
And if that horse and cart falls down
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

[er, xpost]


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:33 pm PST #13688 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

designated times start TONIGHT.

Ooh, big move. I hope things go smoothly.

Sara, that song just lends itself to filling in. I do a crap job at it. You and Jesse are at least having good times.

I've had OK Go's "This too shall pass"

Now I have Gandalf yelling "You shall not pass!" stuck in my head. I should go and behold the marvel of my expanded TiVo. Because, uh, it looks all different and stuff. Not.