It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Mar 05, 2010 2:39:08 pm PST #13677 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

I've been stuck with Jason Mraz's live version of "Beautiful Mess."

There are far worse things with which to be earwormed.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:46:33 pm PST #13678 of 30001

Problem with the lullabye is I don't know the whole thing. Can't get past "diamond ring don't shine" so I start making things up and it gets really ridiculous. "...buy you a ball of twine. And if that ball of twine don't tie, mama's gonna buy you a great big pie. And if that great big pie tastes sour, mama's gonna buy you a pot of....flour." And it just gets worse. I once managed to get to cranky goat, but I'm not sure how.


meara - Mar 05, 2010 2:47:04 pm PST #13679 of 30001

Wow, that's better than I would do, sara!! (Somehow i always end up at "gonna buy you a ...diamond mine!" but then I don't know where to go from there. IF that mine don't....produce??)


Calli - Mar 05, 2010 2:48:33 pm PST #13680 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm waiting for people to come by, sipping on an iffy attempt at a champagne cocktail. Substituting prosecco for champers doesn't bother me, but apparently there's a world-wide shortage of Angostura bitters? So I substituted Underberg because I could get my hands on it, and the resulting fizzy, herbal concoction is tasty. I'm just not sure it's what Rachel Maddow described as a champagne cocktail. As deprivations go, this really isn't. And I'm expecting to have a smonster and an amyth in my living room nowish, so life is good.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:52:23 pm PST #13681 of 30001

I owe it all to Dr. Seuss.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2010 2:54:16 pm PST #13682 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't it "diamond ring turns glass" or something like that? Then, mama's gonna buy you a....big fat ass.

That can't be right.


Sean K - Mar 05, 2010 2:54:56 pm PST #13683 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I like this version better.


aurelia - Mar 05, 2010 2:55:03 pm PST #13684 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I've had OK Go's "This too shall pass" in my head the last few days. Probably because I've watched the videos umpteen many times.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2010 2:55:16 pm PST #13685 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

nope, designated times start TONIGHT. I am not pleased, but I really need to get on with things. I want him to start back at karate tomorrow (he has been off for 6 weeks) and then I also really need the new babysitter thing to stay on track.

I doubt we make it into April without re-visiting the issue.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 2:57:15 pm PST #13686 of 30001

My mama always sang "shine." Looks like official is "turns to brass" WHICH MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE: [link]

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
If that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
If that diamond ring turns to brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.
If that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat.
If that billy goat won't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
If that cart and bull turn over,
Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
If that dog named Rover won't bark.
Papa's gonna buy you a horse and cart.
If that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town