You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2010 11:45:19 am PST #13614 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is really weird, but I really feel like I knew his daughter at some point in my life, but her wikipedia page gives no clue to where our paths would have crossed. If I was going to have an imaginary friend, why on earth would it be Jamila Wideman??


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 11:56:26 am PST #13615 of 30001

Please let the traffic not be fucked again tonight. I just want to get to the pool early. It's not too much to ask, right?


javachik - Mar 05, 2010 11:57:47 am PST #13616 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

So Allyson, does that mean you're going with Lulu for Sam?


-t - Mar 05, 2010 11:57:51 am PST #13617 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel like awesomecake with awesomesauce.

I'm glad. I always figure a decision that makes your stomach unclench is probably a good one.


Allyson - Mar 05, 2010 12:04:16 pm PST #13618 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There were two more leads and one publisher being monumentally slow in getting back to me with a maybe.

So I set a shit-or-get-off-the-pot deadline. I keep hearing about how "this is how the business works."

Yep, leave writers hanging on broken promises for days, weeks, maybe a month or six.

So I just said, "look, I don't care about money, so here's the date I need you to get back to me so I can go POD in time for summer."

I just really needed to have some control over the sitch.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2010 12:05:13 pm PST #13619 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am washing my gigantic shower curtain (it goes all the way around the tub, because it's a pedestal tub with a shower curtain ring) in the washing machine for the first time ever. I hope I don't destroy the curtain or the washing machine.

Though given the choice, I'd take a destroyed curtain over a destroyed machine.

Also, we are out of bleach.

And I'm going to make an apple crisp. (That isn't related to the shower curtain, just part of my brain infodump.)


javachik - Mar 05, 2010 12:05:17 pm PST #13620 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I just really needed to have some control over the sitch.

Understandable.


Steph L. - Mar 05, 2010 12:06:32 pm PST #13621 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I totally x-posted with Allyson -- I think making the decision that made your stomach unclench is the right decision. And I can't wait to be able to buy Sam!


Gudanov - Mar 05, 2010 12:09:18 pm PST #13622 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

So I just said, "look, I don't care about money, so here's the date I need you to get back to me so I can go POD in time for summer."

In my totally uninformed opinion, summer doesn't sound very far away. You should do what's best for you, but that doesn't seem like a long time for the slow turning wheels of business.


Lee - Mar 05, 2010 12:13:17 pm PST #13623 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm glad you came to a decision that feels right to you, Allyson.

What are people doing this weekend?