I find it enjoyable when [almost] anyone hits on me
Me, I feel guilty.
Ergo: single.
Out. For. A. Walk. ... Bitch.
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 12:07:09 pm PST #13221 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ChiKat - Mar 04, 2010 12:07:26 pm PST #13222 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Good, I was thinking, "Buffistas aren't creepy people."
msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 12:09:38 pm PST #13223 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mac is totally steamrolling his babysitter. I have had to step in twice. She has never had him alone and unless I really make her GET that homework needs to be DONE, Thursday and Friday are going to be homework wastelands. lord, he'll probably convince her to buy him special treats for snack everyday. sucker.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 12:09:49 pm PST #13224 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Me, I feel guilty.
Why?
meara - Mar 04, 2010 12:15:45 pm PST #13225 of 30001
Vortex, I don't make out with that many BIOBOYS. In the past like, year, I think just scola and ND. And ND's beard was all freakish and scratchy and ew.
javachik - Mar 04, 2010 12:16:47 pm PST #13226 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I sort of get the guilt thing when being hit upon. Usually I feel a twinge of "oh I am so not the person you think you're hitting on" when getting hit on. I don't feel like my insides match my outsides at all.
Atropa - Mar 04, 2010 12:17:13 pm PST #13227 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable when [almost] anyone hits on me
I ... tend to not notice? Unless it's so obvious that it could be seen from space.
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 12:18:27 pm PST #13228 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why?
I'm not sure what the short version is. Possibly it boils down to the fact that I'm such crap social material right now I have no business being hit on. Even my OKCupid foray was fanned up by me thinking I was leaving town. If I can't be a good friend to people I already know and care about, what business do I have with randy boys?
At other stages of my life, I should have felt guilty because I was an unapologetic person-crusher or just opaque. But I didn't.
Dana - Mar 04, 2010 12:19:14 pm PST #13229 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Still reading Bureau 1. We used to vote on thread titles? Like, with polls and everything? Thank god we came up with the bullshit consensus.
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 12:19:16 pm PST #13230 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
deep fried twinkies:
I feel a twinge of "oh I am so not the person you think you're hitting on"
Oh, and this too. Whatever you see, IS A LIE.