Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:30:03 am PST #13098 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Funny t-shirt: Mug Shot


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:32:49 am PST #13099 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Popular Science Puts Entire Scanned Archive Online, Free

Gadget nerds: Prepare to lose the rest of your day to awesomeness. PopSci, the web-wing of Popular Science magazine, has scanned its entire 137-year archive and put it online for you to read, absolutely free. The archive, made available in partnership with Google Books, even has the original period advertisements.

Head over to the site and you’ll see a simple search box. Of course, the first thing I typed in was “jet pack”. This, naturally enough, returned plenty of results, including a rather dangerous-looking hydrogen peroxide powered contraption with a belt-mounted controller. The article was printed in the December 1962 issue.


Hil R. - Mar 04, 2010 7:33:29 am PST #13100 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I remember standardized testing starting in first grade, but it wasn't a state-mandated test. Our school used the California Achievement Test, but other schools in the area used an Iowa test, and I think that some others didn't start standardized tests until third grade.


ChiKat - Mar 04, 2010 7:34:03 am PST #13101 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My 6 year old is being taught to "bubble in."

It's interesting. We've been having to review how to do that because the big move in education is to get away from testing that has answers that you can bubble in and go to answers that show deeper thinking. Most teachers don't test with scantron sheets, so our kids forget how to do it. And I teach middle school, not the little ones.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 04, 2010 7:35:29 am PST #13102 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am really having a hard time not replying to an email from a professor with "Fuck You!".

I emailed her for something she has been stalling on, and at the dean's request, copied in the Dean.

She replied to me copying in the Dean and saying "Sorry, Dean, for copying you in on this totally unnecessary email."


Gudanov - Mar 04, 2010 7:36:09 am PST #13103 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I hate that. We spend 20 minutes every other Friday doing Reading and Math skills which is basically test prep, but that's it. And, that's enough. They should be getting the content as part of the curriculum.

The Missouri tests are very high stake, so the schools don't mess around.


Theodosia - Mar 04, 2010 7:36:47 am PST #13104 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'd be worried about the ability of J. Average 6YO to concentrate long enough to fill in bubble tests. Kids with more concentration abilities are going to test better, which... isn't a test of learning, per se.


Barb - Mar 04, 2010 7:39:26 am PST #13105 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

She replied to me copying in the Dean and saying "Sorry, Dean, for copying you in on this totally unnecessary email."

If there is a just set of gods, the Dean will set her ass straight in terms of requesting the copy.


msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 7:40:28 am PST #13106 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Mac has had "test prep" sections of homework in his math books since kinder or 1st that require bubble filling and/or circling. It has made him better about reading directions and he is totally familiar with filling in bubbles. He does not associate that with tests at all.


Steph L. - Mar 04, 2010 7:43:56 am PST #13107 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I emailed her for something she has been stalling on, and at the dean's request, copied in the Dean.

She replied to me copying in the Dean and saying "Sorry, Dean, for copying you in on this totally unnecessary email."

But the dean requested the cc, so presumably the dean is also thinking "Fuck you!" Or at least engaging in endless rolling of eyes.

Look at it this way: *you* know the professor just made herself look like an ass. That's got to be satisfying.