I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 4:46:39 am PST #12815 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have been instructed to add the following sentence to our client's web page.

• If your password has expired you will not be able to change the password you will need to contact IT.

Dare I fix the punctuation to:

• If your password has expired you will not be able to change the password; you will need to contact IT.

Or maybe a dash instead of a semicolon?

eta: I snuck in the semicolon. Let's see how they like that in Texas.


msbelle - Mar 03, 2010 4:49:33 am PST #12816 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh noes, I think Ikea has stopped making my entertainment center series. I wanted to get a new piece for the new place.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:02:06 am PST #12817 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Criminals is dumb:

Convicted and Escaped Murderer Caught after Drunk Driving in Police Station Parking Lot

Man Arrested for Snorting Drugs off Police Car


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 5:04:23 am PST #12818 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

but all in all a good night/morning for us right now.

Well, good, but still.


Sparky1 - Mar 03, 2010 5:07:23 am PST #12819 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Wow, I am really having trouble being nice to the new nanny share person. Her latest is wanting to store her breast milk in my freezer because she "doesn't have space for that sort of thing." So. Not. My. Problem. My freezer? MINE.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 5:07:53 am PST #12820 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What??? She's got issues.


Daisy Jane - Mar 03, 2010 5:11:05 am PST #12821 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Tell her "neither do I"


msbelle - Mar 03, 2010 5:16:53 am PST #12822 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

quick, shrift, send Sparky a bunch of your stew.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:21:32 am PST #12823 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear. Death By Sauna: Two Russians Boil To Death In Sauna Plunge Pool

In a Russian sauna, two men boiled to death after jumping into a typically ice cold plunge pool which had accidentally been heated to the point of boiling. The Sauna was located in the city of Kirov in central Russia, and a local investigation confirmed that "their death was caused by overheating." According to the report, the fatal temperature in the plunge pool was due to "an error by one of the victims."


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:24:53 am PST #12824 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bullet sandals, $650

Fish cutlery