I have been instructed to add the following sentence to our client's web page.
• If your password has expired you will not be able to change the password you will need to contact IT.
Dare I fix the punctuation to:
• If your password has expired you will not be able to change the password; you will need to contact IT.
Or maybe a dash instead of a semicolon?
eta: I snuck in the semicolon. Let's see how they like that in Texas.
oh noes, I think Ikea has stopped making my entertainment center series. I wanted to get a new piece for the new place.
Wow, I am really having trouble being nice to the new nanny share person. Her latest is wanting to store her breast milk in my freezer because she "doesn't have space for that sort of thing." So. Not. My. Problem. My freezer? MINE.
What??? She's got issues.
quick, shrift, send Sparky a bunch of your stew.
Oh dear. Death By Sauna: Two Russians Boil To Death In Sauna Plunge Pool
In a Russian sauna, two men boiled to death after jumping into a typically ice cold plunge pool which had accidentally been heated to the point of boiling. The Sauna was located in the city of Kirov in central Russia, and a local investigation confirmed that "their death was caused by overheating." According to the report, the fatal temperature in the plunge pool was due to "an error by one of the victims."