Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 03, 2010 4:34:09 am PST #12813 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

thanks y'all. I was thinking to myself on the way in, that despite being tired last night/this morning was pretty good by recent standards. I got almost all of the touch up paint done in my bedroom, cleaned 2 windows inside and out, cleaned off almost all of their two frames which were both extremely dirty and had been erroneously painted. And finally, mac did not fight - he did homework, he played well, he ate well, he did not ask for ds, he even took a bath without argument. So sure, there was a wet bed at 4:30 and I had all of 12 minutes to shower, dress, and put a face on - but all in all a good night/morning for us right now.


erikaj - Mar 03, 2010 4:43:30 am PST #12814 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Sarameg, that's so cool about The Wire. Kinda wishing I'd picked The Good wife yesterday, but sometimes it's hard to avoid The Office marathon on Tuesday. I did watch the Nova on Pluto.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 4:46:39 am PST #12815 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have been instructed to add the following sentence to our client's web page.

• If your password has expired you will not be able to change the password you will need to contact IT.

Dare I fix the punctuation to:

• If your password has expired you will not be able to change the password; you will need to contact IT.

Or maybe a dash instead of a semicolon?

eta: I snuck in the semicolon. Let's see how they like that in Texas.


msbelle - Mar 03, 2010 4:49:33 am PST #12816 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh noes, I think Ikea has stopped making my entertainment center series. I wanted to get a new piece for the new place.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:02:06 am PST #12817 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Criminals is dumb:

Convicted and Escaped Murderer Caught after Drunk Driving in Police Station Parking Lot

Man Arrested for Snorting Drugs off Police Car


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 5:04:23 am PST #12818 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

but all in all a good night/morning for us right now.

Well, good, but still.


Sparky1 - Mar 03, 2010 5:07:23 am PST #12819 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Wow, I am really having trouble being nice to the new nanny share person. Her latest is wanting to store her breast milk in my freezer because she "doesn't have space for that sort of thing." So. Not. My. Problem. My freezer? MINE.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 5:07:53 am PST #12820 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What??? She's got issues.


Daisy Jane - Mar 03, 2010 5:11:05 am PST #12821 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Tell her "neither do I"


msbelle - Mar 03, 2010 5:16:53 am PST #12822 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

quick, shrift, send Sparky a bunch of your stew.