Who were the famous gay penguin couple that broke up? And who was the female penguin that lured one of them away?
It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.
Buffy ,'Empty Places'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 5:05:18 am PST #12489 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
flea - Mar 02, 2010 5:06:20 am PST #12490 of 30001
information libertarian
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 5:08:17 am PST #12491 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Scrappy was the interloper.
Speaking of Buffistas who may not be what they seem!
Also, I just got spam from Gus.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 5:09:27 am PST #12492 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Roy and Silo. Scrappy was the interloper. [link]
Huh. I found:
Looks like Harry ditched Pepper for a widowed lady penguin named Linda, who lived next door.
Anyway, there's a conspiracy-theory generator here that I used that info for: Print: 6 Elements Every Conspiracy Theory Needs
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 5:10:23 am PST #12493 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, here's my conspiracy theory:
Are you kidding me? Harry and Pepper breaking up was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that penguins mate for life. And have you noticed that vast rightwing conspiracy has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking Is Linda really a female? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of Gay Penguin Alliance aren't swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; W C Fields is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because they might launch a war to distract us. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.
Sue - Mar 02, 2010 5:11:45 am PST #12494 of 30001
hip deep in pie
want me to prank call her for the rest of the day?
Yes!
Also, I have a lot of work to do, and I don't wanna.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 5:11:54 am PST #12495 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, I just got spam from Gus.
Wait, what now?
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 5:12:38 am PST #12496 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Just regular Viagra spam, but the "sender" was "Gus." Just funny timing.
Jessica - Mar 02, 2010 5:17:06 am PST #12497 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
NOT COOL, PLANET EARTH:
The massive earthquake that struck Chile on Saturday may have shifted the Earth's axis and created shorter days, scientists at NASA say.
The change is negligible, but permanent: Each day should be 1.26 microseconds shorter, according to preliminary calculations. A microsecond is one-millionth of a second.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 5:19:07 am PST #12498 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chile quake = shorter days
Huh. That'll make the moon move away from Earth faster.
But in the long term, the trend is for days to get longer. A long long long long time ago, a day was about 8 hours, and the moon was huge (cuz it was much closer).