that IS basically how I order my groceries
Why can't I enter the future this way? I swear my attempts to enter the world of on-line groceries have been more trouble than they're worth.
I just placed a Fresh Direct order today! I live in the future.
I like Community, but I guess I usually have movies on Thursdays.
And Keith and Rachel take up a lot of viewing time that used to be fiction.
Unless it's that O'Donnell guy...West Wing or no, boyfriend's a pompous ass.
Of course, KO is not immune to being a pompous ass, but either his humor helps or he's a PAILF. Perkins, I also hate Chevy Chase. Except that he's in rhyming slang now...that's funny.
The toast starts life as ordinary sliced bread.
Ever wonder what sliced bread was the best thing since?
Ever wonder what sliced bread was the best thing since?
Now I'm curious. Though I think sliced bread has been replaced in the construction which currently sits: "The best thing since pay at the pump."
Other possibilities.
The Best Thing Since...
...Bachelor Chow!
...toast throwing!
...spell check!
...TiVo!
...Trader Joe's came to town!
What is Bachelor Chow?
And god bless pay at the pump.
-t is the anti-me in this, apparently.
We're complementary. We should live together! I'll clean the kitchen during Community, you can tidy something up during Parks and Rec, we'll have a clean house for The Office and 30 Rock. It's a foolproof plan. Aside from all that pesky geography.
The best thing since online check-in for flights.
