Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.

Buffy ,'Him'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2009: So long and thanks for all the fish.  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2009? Don't think we've forgotten about you


Lee - Jan 11, 2010 8:26:45 am PST #393 of 549
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

EEEEEEE. I just got a package from Chapel Hill, so I promptly dropped all that boring work stuff to open it, and now I am surrounded by COOL THINGS. I got a really cool card with polar bears on it, a bag of lavender oatmeal herbal bath tea that smells divine, a giant match which has already been added to my office toys, postit notes that say "Now don't make me hand you your ass...", a chocolate filled candy cane, a cat toy, the I Miss Buffy: Megan Gogerty's Awesome Tribute Album CD Moravian Chocolate Dipped Spice Cookies, an awesome refrigerator magnet that I love even more than most people would because it looks exactly like the old Spanish tile on the staircase in the house I grew up in, peanuts I can use to ship camera stuff to Sue, and a book of pithy Holiday proclamations.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, SMONSTER!!! I LOVE IT ALL.


smonster - Jan 11, 2010 10:47:23 am PST #394 of 549
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yay, Perkins! I'm so glad. Sorry it took me so long to get it to you, but how perfect that it arrived on a Monday! (Psst - it's an ornament, not a cat toy. Though the former certainly frequently serves as the latter, goodness knows.)

I also retract my USPS criticism, since I mailed it Thursday and it got there today.

I tell ya, giving/getting Buffista Secret Santa gifts was a total highlight of my holiday season.


Lee - Jan 11, 2010 10:51:58 am PST #395 of 549
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

it's an ornament, not a cat toy.
Oops!

Though the former certainly frequently serves as the latter, goodness knows.)

But yeah, pretty much this.

It was very well timed, and much appreciated!


Sue - Jan 11, 2010 12:04:03 pm PST #396 of 549
hip deep in pie

it's an ornament, not a cat toy.

In my experience, all ornaments become cat toys eventually.


Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2010 12:10:43 pm PST #397 of 549
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, Shir, there appears to be a marijuana leaf on this box of chocolates. Should I be worried about eating them at work?

(Oh noooo, there's only one more left.)


Shir - Jan 12, 2010 2:11:41 am PST #398 of 549
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Hee. I'd be lying if I said that I carefully examined the box before sending it, but on the other hand - that stuff is that good, I couldn't care less nor would be surprised if there are illegal drugs in it, God dammit.

I just hope it wouldn't get you in trouble in work.


Lee - Jan 12, 2010 5:30:52 am PST #399 of 549
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hey Smonster, I forgot to ask if the ornament is handmade. It looks like it might be, in addition to being really cute.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2010 5:58:12 am PST #400 of 549
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And not a cat toy.


SuziQ - Jan 12, 2010 6:01:30 am PST #401 of 549
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

And not a cat toy.

Which, for some reason, makes me ask - Hec, what did you sister send this year? It was your sister who sent Belinda, yes?


DavidS - Jan 12, 2010 6:07:10 am PST #402 of 549
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, what did you sister send this year? It was your sister who sent Belinda, yes?

Shit tons of sutff! All of it from Wal-Mart I suspect.

Matilda got some dolls. Not creepy. They were talking dolls, though, so JZ performed a voice-boxectomy on them when Matilda wasn't looking.

Emmett got a remote control car. He also got a lot of stuff which I think of as typical presents from my sister. That is they sort of look good in theory but they're really the cheap-ass version of an expensive thing that will never work properly.

Like, he got excited because she sent him some kind of game system vaguely like a Wii. He already has a Wii at his mom's house and loves it. So he was psyched to have one here. Except the games on it are all a bare notch above 8-bit video games from 1978.

Also he got a telescope. Which looks cool - in theory. But it doesn't really work. You can't really focus on anything.

Le sigh. I wish she'd get the Good Version of the Cheaper Toy instead of the Cheap Lame Version of the Expensive Toy if you know what I mean.

Anyway, I don't mean to sound ungrateful. They had fun opening all their stuff. It's just the wooden dollhouse that EM got for Matilda is the kind of thing which will endure and engage her more.