I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.

Mal ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 08, 2010 4:24:59 am PST #9462 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

eta: or practice my Italian...

Buon giorno, signorina! Che cosa fai?

eata: or my Arabic...

Yalla, habibi!

Druggy McDrunkerson not have the same self-talk running through his head?

In retrospect, I think he may have been on coke at the time. It would explain the nonstop rambling. Also, he kept wiping his left nostril constantly. I also liked how he "lost his job" with Apple two months before the iPhone came out... dude, your druggie ass got FIRED.

Foster kitty scared the crap out of me this morning. I thought she was dead for a second. I poked her a couple of times, and she just turned her head really slowly and looked at me. Realized I didn't give her the prednizone last night, so I popped that down her throat and she seemed to improve some. I woke Roomie up and let her know I was worried before I left. Gah. Poor little thing. I really want to take her to *my* vet.


beth b - Feb 08, 2010 4:25:16 am PST #9463 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We had a great weekend away . all Relaxed.

Now I get to bring the kitty in for his test to determine if he has IBS or small cell lymphoma. I am hoping the test foes well and the answer is definitive


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:27:30 am PST #9464 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yalla, habibi!

Yalla, habibti.


smonster - Feb 08, 2010 4:27:40 am PST #9465 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Beignet and cafe au lait:

I'm invited to an Alice in Wonderland themed party for Purim! Yay!

Sounds like fun!

And shit - I need a costume!

I bet we can help you come up with something.

Oh, and omnis - you are a waaaaaay better catch than that dude, I don't know why women in your area are stupid.


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:33:26 am PST #9466 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I bet we can help you come up with something.

Please do. I don't have the slightest shadow of an idea. I'd love to come as Alice, but don't have a dress for it. Humm. Maybe I could pull an Alice-in-Negative - I have black hair and red, long skirts. I'll just need a black apron.


ChiKat - Feb 08, 2010 4:40:19 am PST #9467 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have black hair and red, long skirts.

Queen of Hearts?

Still feel icky today, but I came into work. That may have been a mistake.


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:46:54 am PST #9468 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Queen of Hearts?

Only as a last resort.

You see, my costumes answers two basic criteria: at least 85% of their components should be in my possession (or that I'll be able to borrow them from friends), and they have to be awesome.

Yes, I'm very lazy. But I'm also starting to like the idea of Negative Alice. How does a Negative Alice behaves? I'm curious.


smonster - Feb 08, 2010 4:52:33 am PST #9469 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Negative Alice is a very cool idea.


Hil R. - Feb 08, 2010 4:57:11 am PST #9470 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Being snowed in is getting boring.


Laura - Feb 08, 2010 5:00:55 am PST #9471 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

smonster, your amusing date has once again made me grateful for being an old married person. Dude has done all the other fish a favor by making them look great by comparison.