Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!

'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Feb 08, 2010 3:17:47 am PST #9459 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Great bedroom colors! I loved picking my colors for my room when I was a kid. Well, I still enjoy it.

Sorry about the stress, but being calm and not avoidy during the actual visit sounds good.


erikaj - Feb 08, 2010 3:51:29 am PST #9460 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Why is it guys always think they're a catch? Not that all guys are as blind as that one, but I've pretty well convinced myself that my liabilities make me fairly undatable...how did Druggy McDrunkerson not have the same self-talk running through his head? Except that most guys think they're okay when they're not. (Also, maybe I don't give myself enough credit. But, okay, nobody is lining up to get this.)


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:24:09 am PST #9461 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I lurv the bedroom. Signed, she who insists on less-than-matching sheets.

ION.

I'm invited to an Alice in Wonderland themed party for Purim! Yay!

And shit - I need a costume!


smonster - Feb 08, 2010 4:24:59 am PST #9462 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

eta: or practice my Italian...

Buon giorno, signorina! Che cosa fai?

eata: or my Arabic...

Yalla, habibi!

Druggy McDrunkerson not have the same self-talk running through his head?

In retrospect, I think he may have been on coke at the time. It would explain the nonstop rambling. Also, he kept wiping his left nostril constantly. I also liked how he "lost his job" with Apple two months before the iPhone came out... dude, your druggie ass got FIRED.

Foster kitty scared the crap out of me this morning. I thought she was dead for a second. I poked her a couple of times, and she just turned her head really slowly and looked at me. Realized I didn't give her the prednizone last night, so I popped that down her throat and she seemed to improve some. I woke Roomie up and let her know I was worried before I left. Gah. Poor little thing. I really want to take her to *my* vet.


beth b - Feb 08, 2010 4:25:16 am PST #9463 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We had a great weekend away . all Relaxed.

Now I get to bring the kitty in for his test to determine if he has IBS or small cell lymphoma. I am hoping the test foes well and the answer is definitive


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:27:30 am PST #9464 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Yalla, habibi!

Yalla, habibti.


smonster - Feb 08, 2010 4:27:40 am PST #9465 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Beignet and cafe au lait:

I'm invited to an Alice in Wonderland themed party for Purim! Yay!

Sounds like fun!

And shit - I need a costume!

I bet we can help you come up with something.

Oh, and omnis - you are a waaaaaay better catch than that dude, I don't know why women in your area are stupid.


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:33:26 am PST #9466 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I bet we can help you come up with something.

Please do. I don't have the slightest shadow of an idea. I'd love to come as Alice, but don't have a dress for it. Humm. Maybe I could pull an Alice-in-Negative - I have black hair and red, long skirts. I'll just need a black apron.


ChiKat - Feb 08, 2010 4:40:19 am PST #9467 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have black hair and red, long skirts.

Queen of Hearts?

Still feel icky today, but I came into work. That may have been a mistake.


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 4:46:54 am PST #9468 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Queen of Hearts?

Only as a last resort.

You see, my costumes answers two basic criteria: at least 85% of their components should be in my possession (or that I'll be able to borrow them from friends), and they have to be awesome.

Yes, I'm very lazy. But I'm also starting to like the idea of Negative Alice. How does a Negative Alice behaves? I'm curious.