Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Feb 07, 2010 2:12:07 pm PST #9424 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh, dear smonster.

TCG and I are both suckers for crying babies who don't want to go to bed.


smonster - Feb 07, 2010 2:13:27 pm PST #9425 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

By the way, is it weird that you're going on a date with the god friend of Chicago boy?

Possibly. Definitely going to take it slow. Honestly, I looked at his pictures and I doubt I'll be attracted to him, but he could be a cool friend and someone to watch live music with.


javachik - Feb 07, 2010 2:19:10 pm PST #9426 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

What a strange coincidence that he knows Chicago Boy!


billytea - Feb 07, 2010 2:23:29 pm PST #9427 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I once went to dinner with a good friend and some work colleagues. One colleague was explaining how in her experience all the really interesting people were unstable. My friend, who hadn't been paying close attention till then, suddenly pipes up with "So are you boring or unstable?" (For those playing along at home, definitely the latter.)


smonster - Feb 07, 2010 2:33:54 pm PST #9428 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

> What a strange coincidence that he knows Chicago Boy!

Actually, not a coincidence. MFJ pointed me to his profile, and told his buddy he was sending someone. He figured it out as I was in the process of sending him a message. Hee!


Zenkitty - Feb 07, 2010 2:34:05 pm PST #9429 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Well, it is true that the more stable my life has before, the less interesting things happen, for all values of "interesting" that = "might make you dead".

I'm actually okay with being a bit less interesting.


javachik - Feb 07, 2010 2:35:12 pm PST #9430 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Wow, Smonster, that's called "having references"!


DebetEsse - Feb 07, 2010 2:35:39 pm PST #9431 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

smonster: Silver lining: good story.

bt: That would be the obvious question. Maybe there's a continuum.

I am almost finished grading my students' book reviews. I have decided 1) This is the best assignment ever (and not just because they're easy to grade) 2) "Aviatrix" is an awesome word that I will be saying in my head for the rest of the evening.


ChiKat - Feb 07, 2010 3:13:57 pm PST #9432 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Pix, glad your family is away from the badness and okay.

smonster, that was a horrible date. Here's hoping the one this week will be better!

I'm feeling better. But, I made jello and got all sweaty and tired. Making jello. That's sad and ridiculous. I also ate some soup and now my tummy is rumbling. I hope it's just digestive rumblings and not a portent for reappearance.


tommyrot - Feb 07, 2010 3:22:27 pm PST #9433 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is funny....