t laughs uncontrollably.
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Congrats, Connie. IMO, 53 is way too young to be a grandmother.
Hee, only a matter of time and she'll be making them all cry too.
Sounds like good doggy news, Teppy.
She tried to kiss all of the boys.
I nearly got kicked out of storytime at age 2 for kissing my boyfriend and look how I turned out! ... I'm not helping, am I?
Yay, Sail! Employment is such a nice thing to have.
Emeline had an incident on the bus today.
She tried to kiss all of the boys.
It's only funny because she's not mine! Bwhahahahaha!
Wah, I tried to order a bunch of shoes from Zappos but my credit card company won't let me.
Oof. I'm stressed out and I'm achy and I can't find any way to sit or lie down that doesn't hurt. And I'm impatient about hearing about job offers and I'm not very good at waiting.
It's really just another way in which I want to tell her, "Stop being like your mother!"
Codeine making me woozy. do not like.
Just went from woozy to really dizzy.
Why can't I be less stressed?
I want things to be OK.