Dear Friend, I love you, I really do. And I like spending time with you. But when you invite me over to watch movies or something and refuse to commit to a movie or TV or whatever, it makes me suspicious. I suspect that it's because you don't want to commit because your husband is involved, and if I show up expecting to watch X and there is some disagreement, one or the other of us will be pissed. Me because I crossed the bridge in 20 degree weather and him because he wants to watch what he wants to watch in his own home.
so, either commit to a movie or talk to your husband. The idea of "show up and we'll figure out something to watch" does not appeal to me.
We're supposed to have our trash bin out by 6am. But he doesn't show up until 1:00pm. And we get crazy 50 mph winds out here, plus all manner of interesting wildlife. So I refuse to put it out that early, because it will get blown over and eaten by bears or something.
However, my trash man does not care, and I can drag it out there while he's driving around the cul-de-sac and he picks it up and waves at me while I wait for him so I can drag it away.
It is still much easier than on the reservation where we had to haul everything to the transfer station.
When I lived in Arizona, I lived around the corner from the family-owned trash-hauling company that I chose to pick up my trash. Unfortunately that meant I was always first on their route, and they started in the pre-dawn twilight in hopes of getting done before the worst of the heat. Luckily my trash can had handles that would latch over the lid, so it was safe enough to leave out overnight. Also, they were observant enough that at least sometimes if I didn't put the trash out, they would give me a partial credit on my bill. Nice people.
Yeah, we can leave our recycling by the curb overnight, too. Good thing, or I'd never get it picked up.
Apartment trash! Apartment recycling! All I have to worry about is competing for space. I just need to remember to take my recycling out on the weekend, since it gets full up towards the middle of the week.
Hee. Don't get me started on recycling. We used to have a reasonable recycling bin, but since the city went broke it's gone. So I can recycle magazines and aluminum cans here in town. I can do cardboard if I don't mind that it's downcycling (going to the digester with the town's sewage (not even my sewage; I have a septic tank) to end up as compost). Oh, and I can take packing materials to the UPS store.
But I have to take #1 & #2 plastics and tin cans to Winslow, just under two hours away. And #3 and up plastics, clear or colored glass, I go to Sedona. So the amount of fossil fuel I spend on achieving recycling is kind of ridiculous.
However, all that means I have about two kitchen sized bags of trash a week. I wish I got a discount for lack of use if I don't have a container out, but since the trash guy has to drive a goodish distance just for me, that's not happening. Once I get the composter and start doing that, the trash will be really minimal. There will be the meat scraps and styrofoam food containers (which can actually go into the digester, although they say it can't) and plastic wrap and not a heck of a lot else.
We don't have recycling here...I want it, but not quite enough to do all the coordinating myself, as my neighbors are almost all deranged cheapskates...I'd need a signed, recycled-paper declaration of lust from Adrian Grenier to make that worthwhile, especially as details are not my friends.
Guess who's got two thumbs and got their recycling picked up 10 minutes ago?
THIS GUY!!
BOOYAH!!
Two thumbs??? When'd that happen?
