Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 9:49:36 am PST #825 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

No, I made that up.(/Olbermann) But I guess I really am good at it.


Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 10:05:52 am PST #826 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oooh, Pete is taking me to Purple tonight. The place that a bunch of us went during the f2f!

Love that place!


P.M. Marc - Nov 17, 2009 10:27:06 am PST #827 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I've even gotten weirdly fond of her unapologetically abrasive style; some readers seem to just get antagonized and flamey, but there's such a weight of experience and knowledge behind the bristling.

Heh. Yeah, umm, from my experience with her in her fandom days, she's on the list with C-- G-- in the RUN! RUN SCREAMING! category.

Though, that said, it's unfortunate that she's having to deal with her PTSD.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 10:28:14 am PST #828 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Before, she was just a carrier, eh?


Kathy A - Nov 17, 2009 10:28:29 am PST #829 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, Jilli!!

Woo hoo, Nora!!

I was looking at those cutiehead pics of Ryan when the TV started to play a dogfood commercial which began with the dog saying "I'm a great pooper--better than that, I'm an efficient pooper!" and I was looking at baby Ryan and cracking up, picturing him saying the same thing.


P.M. Marc - Nov 17, 2009 10:31:17 am PST #830 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Before, she was just a carrier, eh?

The Spike Wars did bad things to people, I fear, and she was a serious apologist back in the day. Which, err. Not so amusingly, wound up being kind of triggering for some of us.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 10:46:22 am PST #831 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Cracking gimp jokes when not in fact yourself a gimp (at least, nobody I've googled up has told me otherwise about him) does not make him edgy and it sure doesn't make him brave.

He's a jackass. Note to "comedy" writers: rape jokes aren't actually funny. No, not even prison-rape jokes. No, not even about widely reviled public figures.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 10:59:29 am PST #832 of 30000
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

At least commit a fresh outrage, dude. "dropping the soap" jokes probably go back to Hammerabi, even if I didn't agree with Tep. Which I mostly do. I do think the talking dog is funny, though.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 17, 2009 11:19:42 am PST #833 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

erika, I haven't heard of the jerk who makes gimp jokes without being one. He can't be that good. You, you're great at it (with the helpful advantage of being disabled while you make the jokes. As well as at other times).

I have a friend who is in the ironically-titled 'stand up comedy' line of work. She's so good, I can't understand why she only plays to small audiences. Then I go to a multiple-comedian gig in a big London theatre, and all these ignorant wankers are making jokes about 'flids' (that being the entire punchline of the joke, with nothing actually interesting or clever there) and think they're funny. Regardless of the fact that my friend is disabled, she blows them out of the water. Mainly because her disability jokes are actually, y'know, funny.

Evening class was not worth leaving the house for. Hmph.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 11:20:34 am PST #834 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Oh, I really liked Family Guy for the first couple-few seasons. Then it just became a preponderance of rape jokes and musical numbers that are obviously filler because the episode ran too short. I don't care that Seth Macfarlane can sing in different voices, man. We get it!