Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Nov 17, 2009 9:41:19 am PST #824 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

my characterization of a cartoonist from a New England state who was drawn to disability humor due to considering his past as a premature ejaculator "practically the same thing"

No! Seriously? ...NO. It's just not possible that a college-educated human being could say such a thing. No.

...Really?

Get even. Get even a lot.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 9:49:36 am PST #825 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

No, I made that up.(/Olbermann) But I guess I really am good at it.


Vortex - Nov 17, 2009 10:05:52 am PST #826 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oooh, Pete is taking me to Purple tonight. The place that a bunch of us went during the f2f!

Love that place!


P.M. Marc - Nov 17, 2009 10:27:06 am PST #827 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I've even gotten weirdly fond of her unapologetically abrasive style; some readers seem to just get antagonized and flamey, but there's such a weight of experience and knowledge behind the bristling.

Heh. Yeah, umm, from my experience with her in her fandom days, she's on the list with C-- G-- in the RUN! RUN SCREAMING! category.

Though, that said, it's unfortunate that she's having to deal with her PTSD.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 10:28:14 am PST #828 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Before, she was just a carrier, eh?


Kathy A - Nov 17, 2009 10:28:29 am PST #829 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, Jilli!!

Woo hoo, Nora!!

I was looking at those cutiehead pics of Ryan when the TV started to play a dogfood commercial which began with the dog saying "I'm a great pooper--better than that, I'm an efficient pooper!" and I was looking at baby Ryan and cracking up, picturing him saying the same thing.


P.M. Marc - Nov 17, 2009 10:31:17 am PST #830 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Before, she was just a carrier, eh?

The Spike Wars did bad things to people, I fear, and she was a serious apologist back in the day. Which, err. Not so amusingly, wound up being kind of triggering for some of us.


Steph L. - Nov 17, 2009 10:46:22 am PST #831 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Cracking gimp jokes when not in fact yourself a gimp (at least, nobody I've googled up has told me otherwise about him) does not make him edgy and it sure doesn't make him brave.

He's a jackass. Note to "comedy" writers: rape jokes aren't actually funny. No, not even prison-rape jokes. No, not even about widely reviled public figures.


erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 10:59:29 am PST #832 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

At least commit a fresh outrage, dude. "dropping the soap" jokes probably go back to Hammerabi, even if I didn't agree with Tep. Which I mostly do. I do think the talking dog is funny, though.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 17, 2009 11:19:42 am PST #833 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

erika, I haven't heard of the jerk who makes gimp jokes without being one. He can't be that good. You, you're great at it (with the helpful advantage of being disabled while you make the jokes. As well as at other times).

I have a friend who is in the ironically-titled 'stand up comedy' line of work. She's so good, I can't understand why she only plays to small audiences. Then I go to a multiple-comedian gig in a big London theatre, and all these ignorant wankers are making jokes about 'flids' (that being the entire punchline of the joke, with nothing actually interesting or clever there) and think they're funny. Regardless of the fact that my friend is disabled, she blows them out of the water. Mainly because her disability jokes are actually, y'know, funny.

Evening class was not worth leaving the house for. Hmph.