I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2009 3:19:14 pm PST #82 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's possibly better than having to go naked.

Possibly.


Anne W. - Nov 11, 2009 3:21:11 pm PST #83 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Vortex, I cannot believe anyone would voluntarily wear those. They are fug-ly.


Hil R. - Nov 11, 2009 3:22:44 pm PST #84 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Vortex, I cannot believe anyone would voluntarily wear those. They are fug-ly.

This.

I made the mac and cheese. It's OK. Not worth what I paid for it, though.


Vortex - Nov 11, 2009 3:24:24 pm PST #85 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I had to share my pain. thank you, my bitches.


beth b - Nov 11, 2009 3:34:17 pm PST #86 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

eww.

and I am sorry for so-so mac and cheese


Vortex - Nov 11, 2009 3:36:05 pm PST #87 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I particularly loved the way that the ass/flank was made to shine in each photo.


Hil R. - Nov 11, 2009 3:36:34 pm PST #88 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

One of the online job applications I filled out today asked, "Are you male or female?" There was a choice of two check boxes, both labeled "(yes)".


sj - Nov 11, 2009 3:37:12 pm PST #89 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We made apple-cranberry chutney today (we're almost done with the apples!) and had that over chicken. We also made smashed potatoes with cranberry goat cheese and steamed cauliflower.


Typo Boy - Nov 11, 2009 3:37:55 pm PST #90 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

comfort yourself with shitmydadsays

[link]

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2009 3:44:44 pm PST #91 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Are you male or female?" There was a choice of two check boxes, both labeled "(yes)".

Well, yes, you are male or female. Maybe that's their angle.