One of the online job applications I filled out today asked, "Are you male or female?" There was a choice of two check boxes, both labeled "(yes)".
Riley: Oh, yeah. Sorry 'bout last time. Heard I missed out on some fun. Xander: Oh yeah, fun was had. Also frolic, merriment and near-death hijinks.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Nov 11, 2009 3:36:34 pm PST #88 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
sj - Nov 11, 2009 3:37:12 pm PST #89 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
We made apple-cranberry chutney today (we're almost done with the apples!) and had that over chicken. We also made smashed potatoes with cranberry goat cheese and steamed cauliflower.
Typo Boy - Nov 11, 2009 3:37:55 pm PST #90 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
comfort yourself with shitmydadsays
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
§ ita § - Nov 11, 2009 3:44:44 pm PST #91 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"Are you male or female?" There was a choice of two check boxes, both labeled "(yes)".
Well, yes, you are male or female. Maybe that's their angle.
WindSparrow - Nov 11, 2009 3:46:58 pm PST #92 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Well, of course I happen to have on a dark blue shirt. I've got two apple pies in the oven, and I'm wearing cornstarch like a badge of honor.
WindSparrow - Nov 11, 2009 3:52:19 pm PST #93 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Maybe that's their angle.
I'll bet they get a higher truthiness ratio on this question than on some of the others.
Hil, would adding the tomatoes have helped?
ChiKat - Nov 11, 2009 3:56:52 pm PST #94 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Somebody tell me to get up and make pie.
Go make pie. then send me some.
I've got two apple pies in the oven, and I'm wearing cornstarch like a badge of honor.
(Yay! She did the first part. Maybe the second part will happend, too!!)
WindSparrow - Nov 11, 2009 4:07:22 pm PST #95 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
then send me some.
If only we had a teleporter or a streaming-matter upgrades to the interpipes....
Hil R. - Nov 11, 2009 4:20:58 pm PST #96 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
(This post edited, because I don't want a link leading to my real name to stay here too long. It was a link to my article, finally posted.)
Anne W. - Nov 11, 2009 4:27:21 pm PST #97 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Woohoo! Congratulations, Hil!