If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2010 7:59:18 pm PST #8190 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't do creme brulee (egg issues), so I use my kitchen torch to sear the skin of the chicken back to the meat after having rubbing salt and garlic between the flesh and the skin. Traps it, it does, plus extra singing of meat.

And for nearby candles.


P.M. Marc - Jan 27, 2010 8:01:17 pm PST #8191 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ha! I wondered if it was that time when you first mentioned it.

Yep! Totally that time!

I am not sure how much eye squinching I did. I do know I looked at a compact and was shocked to see tubes on my face. Really, the absurdity of that was what finally got me able to LEAVE the bathroom and go elsewhere.


Cass - Jan 27, 2010 8:15:24 pm PST #8192 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I pick the sugar off creme brulees, so no one will believe me if I say I want to cook them. BUT! I will totally cook chicken and I light candles.

It is resolved that I deserve a kitchen torch.


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2010 8:16:20 pm PST #8193 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You could pick the sugar off, re-brulee it, pick the sugar off...

You could do it all day!


Cass - Jan 27, 2010 8:19:12 pm PST #8194 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Then I will just have a mountain of burnt sugar shards. I'm not sure what I could do with that. Beyond wounding a passing diabetic.


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2010 8:22:07 pm PST #8195 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Melt them into one big shard?


Cass - Jan 27, 2010 8:26:05 pm PST #8196 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

You realize that this is NOT HELPING?

I mean, it totally helps me rationalize having a kitchen torch. But I am a little afraid that Pete is going to call me soon to have a little chat about fire and why it's bad for me to have.

He has Spidey sense or somesuch when it's something that can get both Jilli and I in trouble and gleeful.


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2010 8:27:06 pm PST #8197 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I didn't say it was a GOOD idea, just an idea.

YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM THINKING!!!!!


Atropa - Jan 27, 2010 8:29:22 pm PST #8198 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

But I am a little afraid that Pete is going to call me soon to have a little chat about fire and why it's bad for me to have.

Nah, he's off at D&D!


Vortex - Jan 27, 2010 8:32:41 pm PST #8199 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Nah, he's off at D&D!

hopefully, not in a prison.