And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jan 27, 2010 8:32:41 pm PST #8199 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Nah, he's off at D&D!

hopefully, not in a prison.


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2010 8:33:58 pm PST #8200 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

If he gets too wrathful with Jilli and Cass they'll send him to jail.

And then? No D&D.

The justice system is on your side, ladies.


Hil R. - Jan 27, 2010 8:37:07 pm PST #8201 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why am I freaking out that I'll never get married and have kids? My brain is weird.


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2010 8:37:49 pm PST #8202 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Don't worry, your advisor has nothing whatsoever to do with you getting married and/or having kids.


Cass - Jan 27, 2010 8:38:25 pm PST #8203 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Great, just got an Howler email from my mom. "And NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A TORCH!!!"

Nah, he's off at D&D!

He goes to D&D and you get pink hair or we both get gleeful at the thought of kitchen torches. I don't think prison will thwart him from D&D. D&D will find a way. Kinda like the boy dinos mating in Jurassic Park.


erin_obscure - Jan 27, 2010 11:39:52 pm PST #8204 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

does your mom lurk on bitches?!?!


Cass - Jan 27, 2010 11:47:44 pm PST #8205 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

does your mom lurk on bitches?!?!

Only when I link her. If she's posting on her own, it's generally Tech.

I just linked here before we got off on the "Oooh, fire and I wants it allllllllllllll" train. And then failed to scream, "Noooooooooooooo!" before she got to the fire parts.

She's totally got a login though.

She just says she won't ever come into Bitches unless I ask her to. Apparently y'all are my juvenile diary with a lock that can be picked with a paperclip and no discernible skills and she respects that. Also there are random gay, necrophiliac Mallards. Those freak her out.


erin_obscure - Jan 27, 2010 11:50:35 pm PST #8206 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

hey, you still haven't seen my new house! you should come over friday night. i do not have to work. we can plot various things that would lead to calling work...and then wisely not do them.


Cass - Jan 28, 2010 12:03:54 am PST #8207 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

we can plot various things that would lead to calling work...and then wisely not do them.

I hear that a kitchen torch is an ideal housewarming gift...

Totally Friday. I want to see the pad, the kitties and you.


Calli - Jan 28, 2010 1:07:52 am PST #8208 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My dad had an adorable wee torch from his jewelry making hobby. I inherited it last year. I keep meaning to figure out how to refill it with butane and see if I can bruleé with it. But I'm slightly terrified of doing it wrong and blowing off my fingers.