I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Jan 27, 2010 4:22:22 pm PST #8140 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm about to shill a product! I never did this before. Should they be paying me?

Have you seen those commercials for Latisse, the stuff that's supposed to grow eyelashes "longer, thicker, and darker"? Well, it works. I used it for a few months. My lashes have always been nearly invisible, short and sparse. Even mascara didn't really help. This stuff made them so thick, I almost didn't even need eyeliner. (I also used it to regrow my eyebrows after the Thyroid Unpleasantness, although it's not approved for any hair but lashes.) Even after not having used it for many months, my lashes are still thicker, darker, and longer than before. Not to the point of not needing eyeliner, but at least now my mascara is actually visible. It works, and fast. The difference was visible after just a couple weeks. Downside is, it's pricey; upside is, one package will last a lot longer than they claim. (They also package it with a bunch of teeny "one-use" brushes, which I think is ridiculous; I wash them and re-use them. But I take no responsibility for what may happen if you do that.)

The ral caveat, of course, is that it "may" darken the iris, permanently. My dermatologist said the ingredient that caused that effect is not in this product and it can't happen. The effective ingredient was part of a glaucoma treatment. Growing eyelashes was a side effect that they bottled and sold. The darkening came from a different ingredient. Or so my derm says. I haven't verified that myself. I stopped using it a few months ago just because I didn't want to take a chance on turning my green eyes brown, but in truth, I used it for months and saw no darkening at all, so really I'm just being paranoid. If your eyes are already brown, there's nothing to worry about.

Okay, done shilling. I'm just so pleased to find a "wonder" product that really does do what it says it will!


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2010 4:25:38 pm PST #8141 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Do the lashes stay once you stop applying? This has been my big question!


Atropa - Jan 27, 2010 4:27:23 pm PST #8142 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do the lashes stay once you stop applying? This has been my big question!

Yeah, that's been my question, too.


meara - Jan 27, 2010 4:34:18 pm PST #8143 of 30000

Ok, people sounded like they were just chanting USA! USA! In responseto something Obama said. Seriously people!? It's the state Of the union, not a sporting event!


Zenkitty - Jan 27, 2010 4:39:58 pm PST #8144 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They say that the effect will wear off, and the "holy cow!" factor did, but even after not having used it for many months, my lashes are still thicker, darker, and longer than before. My experience is that, once they get to the point of maximum growth, something like twice-weekly maintenance is all that's needed to keep them there. My next appointment with my dermatologist, I'm buying another package.

I think what the stuff really does is just stimulate growth and significantly slow the rate at which lashes are shed. I saw lashes where I'd never seen lashes, I swear. I also used it on the bottom lid, which you're not supposed to do but I don't know why.


Barb - Jan 27, 2010 4:43:19 pm PST #8145 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Look, my kitchen cookbook wall is DONE! Well, not done in the sense that I still need to hang art on the walls, but all of the cookbooks are unpacked and arranged on their shelves and everything! Actually, the entire kitchen is unpacked-- finished the last boxes today.

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askye - Jan 27, 2010 4:45:43 pm PST #8146 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

I am pick line free! The last infusion was a slow, not sure why but I got it done and got the line out.

Friday I go and give the urologist a sample so they can send it off and see if the infection is gone.

Tomorrow is work and I'm not looking forward to it.


Hil R. - Jan 27, 2010 4:47:15 pm PST #8147 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My landlord is coming to my apartment tomorrow to look at the dishwasher to decide if it needs to be replaced. How clean should my apartment be? I mean, it's not at fire hazard levels or anything, but it's pretty cluttered right now, and I do have a bit of time to clean up some, but I don't really feel like it. It's a studio, so I can't just pick up all the stuff and hide the mess in the bedroom.


Jessica - Jan 27, 2010 5:18:26 pm PST #8148 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

FUCK. I seem to have lost a shareholder's maintenance check. In fairness to me, this is a board member who (a) never pays on time (b) never pays the exact amount he owes and (c) is allergic to putting his check in the deposit box like everyone else (he waits until we run into each other in the hall and then hands it to me). So the circumstances under which I received said check were less than ideal, but still, FUCK. Now I have to track him down and get it replaced.


Vortex - Jan 27, 2010 5:46:35 pm PST #8149 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

does he have proof that you gave it to him ;)