I'm going to sit in the same judgy corner as Teppy.

Yeah, so am I, because that was VERY DISTURBINGLY WRONG.

Mascara: I really like Glam Eyes by Rimmel, and Doll Eyes by N.Y.C., and they've never smudged on me. However, they are designed to give you EYELASHES, so if you're going for a slightly more understated look, they are not the mascaras for you.

My lashes are straight as a stick. They are fairly thick, though. But, eyelash curlers scare me. My drag queen friend keeps threatening the "kidnap" me for a day of beauty where he teaches me all of the complicated shit.

All caught up. Back in TX. thanks for the inteview~ma. It went well. They said 1st round of interviews will be about 4 weeks. Then notify short list folks, who come back to meet co workers and tour facilities. Then 2 weeks until they make decision.

((( DJ ))). Sounds like the Grapevine Memorial was the true one. Block that other one from your memory.

Erin_O, those TSA folks clearly have vision problems. We have pics of you at a party where you looked smoking hot! Sean will back me up on this.

Shir, you are fabulous.

There was more. But tapping on iPhone in moving van is not easy. Love ya all. And cupcakes for thems that need it, since they should be given as freely as brackets.

what are your feelings on having to use a specific remover versus just washing your face

I don't mind using a remover.

I really like Glam Eyes by Rimmel, and Doll Eyes by N.Y.C., and they've never smudged on me. However, they are designed to give you EYELASHES, so if you're going for a slightly more understated look, they are not the mascaras for you.

I like having EYELASHES, but can never achieve the look for more than a couple of hours. The mascara smudges and/or disappears into the ether, so by mid-day, I don't have much, if any, left on my lashes.

Long lashes+big cheeks+oily skin=natural eye makeup remover every time I blink.

Vortex, mine are straight too and I swear by an eyelash curler. Really helps. Actually, my right eye has straight lashes, but my left one has lashes that go down. Annoying. Curling helps.

she said her feelings were "too powerful for words" and instead did an interpretive dance with a six-foot rainbow parrot puppet to express her loss.

Wow. I would find this and the animated face tribute to be OTT in fiction or a movie.

And yet...humans not bound by the mere restraints of plausibility.

Sephora's waterproof might be ideal for you and it's only $12.

Or a sampler.

Personally I like DiorShow and their waterproof is my next mascara because my eyes are the smudging queens.

I have no eyelash solution. I have very puffy eyelids and no mascara ever really worked for me because I rub my eyes too much. I did have them dyed once when a makeup person in my dermatologist's office wanted to practice. That was really effective since it turned my blond lashes dark. I'd do it again if I wasn't so lazy about such things.

I was beating myself up for being jugdey about it last night, thinking maybe people think a Morgan funeral is weird what with the laughing and fish fry after.

Growing up with Irish funerals leaves me convinced that laughter and drinking are the best plan.

I came here for an argument!

Sorry, this is abuse!

Personally I like DiorShow and their waterproof is my next mascara because my eyes are the smudging queens.

Cass is me. Love DiorShow waterproof.

Instead of speaking, she said her feelings were "too powerful for words" and instead did an interpretive dance with a six-foot rainbow parrot puppet to express her loss.

If someone had decided to make it a double funeral, no jury would ever convict.

I've tried to use an eyelash curler, but my eyelashes are not only thin and paler than my hair, but also very short. I too have very oily eyelids, which means that no waterproof mascara works for me because they're designed to be taken off with oil-based products. They do look better dyed, but eyelash dyeing is outrageously expensive considering that it takes five minutes. Once upon a time, before the FDA banned it, you could get eyelash dye over the counter, which was great. I'd argue that if I never blinded myself with it, it can't be too dangerous, considering that I'm a one-person product hazard lab.