Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 27, 2010 10:47:55 am PST #8100 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

He must have been livid. What a seriously shitty thing to do.

He actually handled it all pretty well. Reminded himself to breathe and rolled his eyes at her. At the end he wrapped it up well and thanked everyone for being there for the family.

When he, the godparents, and the principal spoke were the only things that weren't horrifying. And when he spoke was the only time Bob and I cried. (Technically I only cried because I saw Bob cry, and he NEVER cries-he really never attends funerals either).

No alternative memorial. Those of us who are friends of the father and his wife joined them at the bar where my husband works and had a mini memorial. Which reminds me, I need to find the picture of the kid, sweetfaced with green hair at one of the crawfish boils for my friend.


brenda m - Jan 27, 2010 10:51:06 am PST #8101 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good holy god, Daisy. I just don't even know how to respond to that.


Daisy Jane - Jan 27, 2010 11:01:14 am PST #8102 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In much better stuff: It seems my husband brought the dog into work with him. [link]


ChiKat - Jan 27, 2010 11:03:18 am PST #8103 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Bitches, I need your help. I need a mascara that will not smudge and I have yet to find one. I have long lashes and oily skin. My mascara usually ends up in a smudge under my eyes. I'd also like to pay less than $15 for a tube. Any suggestions?


Frankenbuddha - Jan 27, 2010 11:07:47 am PST #8104 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

DJ, I'm aghast at that. That's the kind of horrorshow I wouldn't buy in a movie as I'd think it too unrealistic.


Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2010 11:10:23 am PST #8105 of 30000
brillig

I could take classes from Roy Freaking Underhill.

Holy crap, I didn't know he gave classes! He is on the Short List of People to Have Nearby in an Apocalypse.


Daisy Jane - Jan 27, 2010 11:15:18 am PST #8106 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like Define-a-lash waterproof.


smonster - Jan 27, 2010 11:22:02 am PST #8107 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Connie, he just opened up a school about half an hour from me. I'm contemplating the treadle lathe class.


EpicTangent - Jan 27, 2010 11:48:13 am PST #8108 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

DJ, there are no words. What a horror. Thank goodness you guys were there to be a bastion of strength (and sanity) for him.

ChiKat, since I had to give up my favorite (Full-n-Soft, by Maybelline) for non-cruelty-free issues, I've had really good luck so far with Almay's mascara. Also long lashes, also oily skin (also want the budget-wise-ness of a drugstore brand) and haven't had a problem with it landing on my cheeks - except when I wash my face. That might be my only complaint - it's not even the waterproof, but it still doesn't like to come off with just soap and water.

I'm sure there's more, but as always, no, is too much, let me sum up. {{{Bitches}}}


P.M. Marc - Jan 27, 2010 11:50:31 am PST #8109 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Blinc Kiss Me is great.