In much better stuff: It seems my husband brought the dog into work with him. [link]
Mal: Does.. um.. does this seem kind of tight? Kaylee: Shows off your backside.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jan 27, 2010 11:01:14 am PST #8102 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
ChiKat - Jan 27, 2010 11:03:18 am PST #8103 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Bitches, I need your help. I need a mascara that will not smudge and I have yet to find one. I have long lashes and oily skin. My mascara usually ends up in a smudge under my eyes. I'd also like to pay less than $15 for a tube. Any suggestions?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 27, 2010 11:07:47 am PST #8104 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
DJ, I'm aghast at that. That's the kind of horrorshow I wouldn't buy in a movie as I'd think it too unrealistic.
Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2010 11:10:23 am PST #8105 of 30000
brillig
I could take classes from Roy Freaking Underhill.
Holy crap, I didn't know he gave classes! He is on the Short List of People to Have Nearby in an Apocalypse.
Daisy Jane - Jan 27, 2010 11:15:18 am PST #8106 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I like Define-a-lash waterproof.
smonster - Jan 27, 2010 11:22:02 am PST #8107 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Connie, he just opened up a school about half an hour from me. I'm contemplating the treadle lathe class.
EpicTangent - Jan 27, 2010 11:48:13 am PST #8108 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
DJ, there are no words. What a horror. Thank goodness you guys were there to be a bastion of strength (and sanity) for him.
ChiKat, since I had to give up my favorite (Full-n-Soft, by Maybelline) for non-cruelty-free issues, I've had really good luck so far with Almay's mascara. Also long lashes, also oily skin (also want the budget-wise-ness of a drugstore brand) and haven't had a problem with it landing on my cheeks - except when I wash my face. That might be my only complaint - it's not even the waterproof, but it still doesn't like to come off with just soap and water.
I'm sure there's more, but as always, no, is too much, let me sum up. {{{Bitches}}}
P.M. Marc - Jan 27, 2010 11:50:31 am PST #8109 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Blinc Kiss Me is great.
Laura - Jan 27, 2010 11:50:47 am PST #8110 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
{{DJ}} I can't even imagine. Like Frank, I would find that way OTT in fiction.
sj - Jan 27, 2010 11:52:15 am PST #8111 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{DJ}}} That sounds just awful. I'm so sorry for you and for your friend.