so wishing sick coworkers would just STAY HOME. my least fave supervisor is currently hacking up a lung every 5 minutes. He is between me and the door and i'm afraid to go anywhere near him. *shudder*

who wants to be my neighbor?

[link]

hrm, that link doesn't seem to work. It is mls #9089485 for thems what knows how to look at these things.

Unless you don't have the normal, standard BMI, and then you're just a freak.

snerk

I checked my BMI and hurray for the obese!! I decided to make a cheer about the BMI, I am so EXCITED!!

Put yer cheesecake in the air!
And eat it like you just don't care!
And now somebody!
Everybody!
Everybody scream "FUCK OFF! The BMI is not an appropriate measure of health!"

I have more photos of Ryan! Starts here: [link] Includes first documented evidence of tooth. [link]

Things that suck: watching talented teachers get laid off.

Yes, yes it does. Two years in a row I've been watching that (and been a participant!).

FUCK OFF! The BMI is not an appropriate measure of health!

Damn skippy.

I am right on the border of obese on the BMI.

I ordered a gorgeous pair of black leather boots last week, which had zippers that go all the way down to the sole, which is important if I want to get them over my braces. They come in yesterday, and it turns out the zippers are purely decorative. So, back they go.

I don't believe I've ever been tested, but I'm hugely metabolically gifted so while I believe I have generally healthy habits I have a few unhealthy ones that that probably don't show very much.What that test would show is not that I'm fit, but that my father is six feet seven inches tall and weighs around 150.My dad has no ass, and the only reason I have curves is that, you know, you get stuff from both sides...my aunt is a six-foot-tall stick figure(my dad is exceptionally unforgiving about weight gain, but they are, to put it mildly, exceptions) I'd still be "plus-sized" as a model, though, which is weird. They should be minus-sized because the only way I'd be a 2 is amputation, even keeping in mind my inability to tone myself. Yeah, I know...it's a tiny article, but it's on glossy paper and everything.

I hate having collagen issues. I saw the dental hygienist and it HURT for half an hour. Still, I also saw the hand specialist, who was adorable. I have new hand splints, to help me to type pain-free for longer! Love getting new toys.

Sorry if someone's posted this before, but this excellent post on patriarchy has helped me to put our stress from The Girl's family into a wider political context.

Shir, we love you too and can't wait to meet you.

Yay! More Ryan pics! I think this one displays what a splendid example of babyhood he is. [link]

I did have a cupcake last night - it was cookies n cream. Pretty yummeh.

Work shmerk. That is all.