'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I am right on the border of obese on the BMI.
I ordered a gorgeous pair of black leather boots last week, which had zippers that go all the way down to the sole, which is important if I want to get them over my braces. They come in yesterday, and it turns out the zippers are purely decorative. So, back they go.
I don't believe I've ever been tested, but I'm hugely metabolically gifted so while I believe I have generally healthy habits I have a few unhealthy ones that that probably don't show very much.What that test would show is not that I'm fit, but that my father is six feet seven inches tall and weighs around 150.My dad has no ass, and the only reason I have curves is that, you know, you get stuff from both sides...my aunt is a six-foot-tall stick figure(my dad is exceptionally unforgiving about weight gain, but they are, to put it mildly, exceptions) I'd still be "plus-sized" as a model, though, which is weird. They should be minus-sized because the only way I'd be a 2 is amputation, even keeping in mind my inability to tone myself. Yeah, I know...it's a tiny article, but it's on glossy paper and everything.
I hate having collagen issues. I saw the dental hygienist and it HURT for half an hour. Still, I also saw the hand specialist, who was adorable. I have new hand splints, to help me to type pain-free for longer! Love getting new toys.
Sorry if someone's posted this before, but this excellent post on patriarchy has helped me to put our stress from The Girl's family into a wider political context.
Shir, we love you too and can't wait to meet you.
Yay! More Ryan pics! I think this one displays what a splendid example of babyhood he is. [link]
I did have a cupcake last night - it was cookies n cream. Pretty yummeh.
Work shmerk. That is all.
EEEEEE!! Ryan cutiehed!
Everyone deserves cupcakes and to send the imperial one-fingered salute in the general direction of the BMI.
Perhaps I shall make cupcakes today in tribute to my Bitches.
EEEEEE!! Ryan cutiehed!
What Barb said.
I just had to physically go to the library and photocopy an article that wasn't available online. I feel all retro.
I just had to physically go to the library and photocopy an article that wasn't available online. I feel all retro.
Heh. You should have dressed in polyester bell-bottoms for this task....
I hope you didn't spindle any punch cards while you were there, Hil.
I had to borrow a university ID card from an undergrad, because the photocopiers in the library will only work with debit from those cards, and mine has no money on it. Freshmen are required to put on something like $1000 a semester, so they really don't care if someone else uses a dollar of that.