Is it wrong that this statement made me do my loud donkey laugh?

Nope!

Zenkitty was hospitalized for PULMONARY EMBOLISM (CTC GRADE 3). Both study drugs were interrupted in response to this event, which resolved the next day. The investigator considered the event of pulmonary embolism to be UNRELATED to the patient's BMI, citing Mountain Dew and potato chips as an alternative explanation.

I. Love. This.

However, it didn't resolve. I ended up in the hospital for a week, hooked up to heparin, not allowed to get out of bed even to go to the bathroom (!) and, because the gods love me but do like to fuck with me sometimes for fun (TMI whitefont) I got my period that week. On a bloodthinner. Unable to leave the bed. Yes. I learned that, sometimes, surrendering your dignity gracefully is the only graceful or dignified thing left to do.

Just FYI, when that happened to me it ended with half my bedroom wall torn down. Or not down, exactly, but with a giant gaping hole like 4 feet across. Which they fixed. Eventually.

Thanks for the warning.

I need to go grocery shopping. I don't feel like doing any actual cooking without my dishwasher working.

peektures up

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one photo is esp. for Teppy

Sister Act 2 is a silly movie.

My movie is making me cry. Again. Which I always do at teacher movies.

Oh my god, punctuation wall!!! Beth, you and Matt are awesome!

Unrelatedly, I just scrubbed the tub, and I am now going to take a bath and watch Justice League on the laptop.

I like that I didn't have to tell you which one was for you

Yeah - we looked at the wall and were vaguely sad that the semicolon wasn't right in the middle.

Oof. The place where my wisdom tooth was is aching. Like, nearly as bad as before it was removed. Do not want. Also, confused.

I like that I didn't have to tell you which one was for you

Well, you *did* caption it with my name....