Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.

Anya ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jan 26, 2010 6:21:02 pm PST #8049 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oof. The place where my wisdom tooth was is aching. Like, nearly as bad as before it was removed. Do not want. Also, confused.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2010 6:23:57 pm PST #8050 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I like that I didn't have to tell you which one was for you

Well, you *did* caption it with my name....


beth b - Jan 26, 2010 6:37:45 pm PST #8051 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

you knew the minute you saw it


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2010 6:39:45 pm PST #8052 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That's very very true.


DCJensen - Jan 26, 2010 6:57:52 pm PST #8053 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sherlock Holmes and the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus are both playing at the Kabuki in Japantown.

I read this as

Sherlock Holmes and the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

and that's a movie I want to see.


Trudy Booth - Jan 26, 2010 7:58:30 pm PST #8054 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've been paid for writing a few times, but this is nice because New Mobility has national circulation and I didn't have to track them down for the ducats...

National mag, huh?

Sweet.

But how is your BMI?


Shir - Jan 26, 2010 8:11:47 pm PST #8055 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

There were a lot of posts in Bitches this morning, and I thought I wouldn't respond because I don't have that much time.

But I needed to tell you all I love you.

First it was P-C's post, and I wanted to reply with "What? Of course you're awesome!". And then I saw gazillion of other posts from other people, feeling the same. This made me a little bit wtf and a little bit sad at the same time.

And then (or probably before) I saw Pix'(s?) post. I'm sorry. {{}}

And then I saw the pictures, and my first thought was "OMG. What a bunch of beautiful people!". Second thought, of course, was "And I'll be there. To meet them. Within two years. Or someone will have to suffer".

So I just needed to tell you all that you are beautiful, wonderful and lovely people, and it's no wonder to me that it reflects on your jobs and other parts of lives. When you shine, you shine, c'est tout.

Unless you don't have the normal, standard BMI, and then you're just a freak.

(And I'm so, so very tired).


Polter-Cow - Jan 26, 2010 8:36:19 pm PST #8056 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Shir, you have been a lovely addition to b.org; I just wanted to let you know.


erin_obscure - Jan 26, 2010 8:45:30 pm PST #8057 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Fuck good teachers getting fired.

Fuck BMI. I want a cupcake. the kind St Cupcake makes with the vegan-yet-cream-cheesey frosting that is beyond amazing and the super moist coconut cake that doesn't crumble all over you.

And the two TSA employees who assumed i was preggers over the weekend can fuck their own warped body images. I have a broken foot and am dressing for comfort. You try propping your foot up sideways higher than hip level on a crowded airplane in jeans and/or without flashing the entire plane.

Seriously, i really want a cupcake. I would totally settle for just about any option other than the blah things the grocery store sells. And am sad that none of the local cupcakeries won't be open when i get off work at 6am. Bah.


Shir - Jan 26, 2010 8:45:41 pm PST #8058 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm usually not THAT emotional first thing on the morning, you know.

That was weird, even for me.