You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jan 24, 2010 4:00:24 pm PST #7722 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I can trade you a couple bottles of Chardonnay and, um, a box of crackers.

TCG would not be pleased with such a trade.


Zenkitty - Jan 24, 2010 4:43:47 pm PST #7723 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's the crackers, isn't it? I knew the crackers would be the dealbreaker.


Vortex - Jan 24, 2010 4:53:40 pm PST #7724 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

HOLY SHIT!! The Saints just intercepted the ball with a tie score. Overtime, baby!


Hil R. - Jan 24, 2010 5:00:18 pm PST #7725 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At the bake sale today, at least twice, a toddler escaped from his or her parent, ran up to our table, and grabbed something. The parent, horribly embarrassed, would pay for whatever the kid grabbed, plus buy at least one other thing.

It would be wrong to exploit this observation by putting the cupcakes with brightly colored frosting right at the front the next time, right? (Actually, most popular with toddlers seemed to be the pumpkin muffins. But every kid's eyes would first go to the chocolate cupcakes with pink frosting.)


Vortex - Jan 24, 2010 5:20:26 pm PST #7726 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Shall I be the first to say GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!


brenda m - Jan 24, 2010 5:24:37 pm PST #7727 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

We've been watch & posting in Natter. Yay!


Vortex - Jan 24, 2010 5:41:15 pm PST #7728 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes, I just saw that, I was so far behind in Natter that I didn't realize.


Zenkitty - Jan 24, 2010 6:08:49 pm PST #7729 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It would be wrong to exploit this observation by putting the cupcakes with brightly colored frosting right at the front the next time, right?

That would be called "effective merchandizing", Hil. It's only wrong if you eschew capitalism.


Laga - Jan 24, 2010 10:11:02 pm PST #7730 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I believe I'll have a little bourbon.


Shir - Jan 24, 2010 10:30:03 pm PST #7731 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I support Zenkitty and Laga.

So. Another day in uni. Whee-hee! And there's a freaking rainpocolypse here. Somebody has to invent the glasses' windscreen wiper already.

ION - does anyone know some Access here? I need to know if there's an option to bypass/change the limitation on the number of characters per cell.