Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome, yet androgynous, son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?

'A Hole in the World'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:44:02 pm PST #7623 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What Vortex said.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jan 22, 2010 12:47:44 pm PST #7624 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thanks. And, eh. It's not so bad, compared to many many people's lives. I just wasn't built for the family I'm marrying into (y'know - if they let me get to the fucking altar. I honestly think their not-quite-unconscious goal is to split us up well before that can happen).


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 12:52:00 pm PST #7625 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I wish I had better help to offer. I hope The Girl has your back though, in whatever form that takes.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 12:53:33 pm PST #7626 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I just wasn't built for the family I'm marrying into (y'know - if they let me get to the fucking altar. I honestly think their not-quite-unconscious goal is to split us up well before that can happen).

I'm so sorry honey. Please remember that THIS family loves you and we are so much cooler than them.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jan 22, 2010 12:55:56 pm PST #7627 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Please remember that THIS family loves you and we are so much cooler than them.

Heh. Wouldn't be difficult - but yes, you totally are.

I hope The Girl has your back though, in whatever form that takes.

We'll be working on that once we both calm down.


Daisy Jane - Jan 22, 2010 1:04:27 pm PST #7628 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ah. Sorry. It can be really difficult. We're always here if you need to let it out.


Pix - Jan 22, 2010 1:10:01 pm PST #7629 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

Oh Seska. Many hugs. Evil in-laws (I'm inferring?) are not stronger than you and the Girl, though, never forget.


sj - Jan 22, 2010 1:44:11 pm PST #7630 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Daisy and Daisy's friends}}} I'm so sorry. What an awful thing to have happen.

{{{Seska}}} Good luck with the soon to be in-laws.


Barb - Jan 22, 2010 2:51:38 pm PST #7631 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm dreading the first set of them I have to buy, most likely later this year.

Yeah... it was painful. What really frosts me is if I'd known a little more about their particular idiosyncrasies, I might have been able to work a few more thousand miles out of them-- certainly a lot closer to their projected mileage than what I got. Fucking southern service guys, who don't bother telling the little woman about those pesky details. I JUST had it in at 14K miles for the stem to stern checkup and you'd think they might have said something then.

I hate feeling like such a stereotype.

Eh, it's a First World whine. I do love my car to pieces.


Barb - Jan 22, 2010 2:52:20 pm PST #7632 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

And because it deserves its own post:

{{{{Seska}}}}

What all the wise folks said, especially about the fact that this family is so much cooler.