Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2010 7:11:15 am PST #7550 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

SO charming. Can you feel the love?

It sounds like our bedroom in the old house, which was shag carpet over *BERBER PRINTED* vinyl over 1962 newspapers over the original worn fir floor.

We lived with the thrashed fir + room size rug until we moved out, then installed laminate over it before we listed. (Sell, house, sell!)


Strix - Jan 22, 2010 7:13:37 am PST #7551 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Still awake. 22 hours. Blearghhhh.

I lurves hardwood.

Um, if I had an IV twice a day, I would be not one whit worried about my coworkers. "Look! NEEDLE! Not coming in!" I am amazed at your fortitude; I'd be a big crying baby that whines like a whiny thing.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 7:16:38 am PST #7552 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

That's why I said it, to spare you the trouble!

see, that's love right there!


sj - Jan 22, 2010 7:18:13 am PST #7553 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Andi!!!


erin_obscure - Jan 22, 2010 7:24:28 am PST #7554 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Ugh. Long Beach airport: curse you for your convenience, accessibility, and hideous ambiance. All the charm of a mildewy florescent-lit doublewide. I'm rather astonished it hasn't floated off or been blown away with the recent weather. Why does this airport not even have a restaurant? Or a dark corner where i might nap? Curses. I think i've been spoiled by the pleasance of PDX and the Costa Mesa airport.

eta: at least there's free wifi.


meara - Jan 22, 2010 7:26:16 am PST #7555 of 30000

Scrappy, knowing where you work I wouldve been soooo tempted to take today as a sick day. Are they doing lots of protests and pray in and stuff?

Now I really want cherry almond Ginger scones. Hey, iPhone autocapd Ginger!

Um, other stuff. Like, I'm still all "ooh barb is nearby! Is she enjoying the mountains??"


Hil R. - Jan 22, 2010 7:26:22 am PST #7556 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I should go work on my dissertation, or something. Really don't feel like it.


Calli - Jan 22, 2010 7:29:03 am PST #7557 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

if I had an IV twice a day, I would be not one whit worried about my coworkers. "Look! NEEDLE! Not coming in!"

In this I am Erin.

All this talk of hardwood floors is making me envious. I'm almost ready to buy a condo just so I can get away from the coffee-stained beige carpet that's been in every apartment I've lived in since 1992. OK, so the coffee stains didn't come with the apartments. But the coffee spillage is fairly inevitable, so I'd like a nice, dark-stained hardwood floor that I could a) wipe the coffee off of and b) not notice the stains if they dry there.


Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2010 7:29:23 am PST #7558 of 30000
brillig

Just upfront, I acknowledge this is errant bigotry and small-mindedness and disrespectful etc.

I don't like Texans. Particularly the ones who call in for help. 98% of them do not seem to have the intelligence to work their computers and our program. Calling me "ma'am" does not make up for an inability to follow instructions. This does not cover the ones who seem to revel in their "charming lack of sophistication" and apparent casual approach to education.

To his credit, my current caller did everything right and falls in the 2 percent who have only my close-mindedness to deal with. But everyone I've talked to this morning has been from Texas.

I've probably offended all the Texan Buffistas, and I'm sorry. I hope my statistical universe is non-typical.

Georgians and Carolinans are fun, though. And the Louisianas are always delighted that I can pronounce the names from there. But if I get too many more snotty Northeasterners, there may be words. I may be *in* Utah, but I am not *of* Utah.


Calli - Jan 22, 2010 7:30:42 am PST #7559 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

How about Midwesterners, Connie?