If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jan 22, 2010 7:07:49 am PST #7547 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It has the same problem as all UD lipsticks - it slides off at the slightest opportunity (much like my knickers... what?).

Oh, good, I didn't have to say it.

That's why I said it, to spare you the trouble!

Happy Birthday, Andi!

Is that crazy for installing a hardwood floor?

It is not, and I will echo what every one else is saying about going to a pro.


P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2010 7:08:59 am PST #7548 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Current flooring is nasty-ass carpeting over ancient vinyl over pine plank subfloor.

So charmingly non-fixable, then! Gotcha.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 22, 2010 7:09:27 am PST #7549 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So charmingly non-fixable, then! Gotcha.

SO charming. Can you feel the love?


P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2010 7:11:15 am PST #7550 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

SO charming. Can you feel the love?

It sounds like our bedroom in the old house, which was shag carpet over *BERBER PRINTED* vinyl over 1962 newspapers over the original worn fir floor.

We lived with the thrashed fir + room size rug until we moved out, then installed laminate over it before we listed. (Sell, house, sell!)


Strix - Jan 22, 2010 7:13:37 am PST #7551 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Still awake. 22 hours. Blearghhhh.

I lurves hardwood.

Um, if I had an IV twice a day, I would be not one whit worried about my coworkers. "Look! NEEDLE! Not coming in!" I am amazed at your fortitude; I'd be a big crying baby that whines like a whiny thing.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 7:16:38 am PST #7552 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

That's why I said it, to spare you the trouble!

see, that's love right there!


sj - Jan 22, 2010 7:18:13 am PST #7553 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Andi!!!


erin_obscure - Jan 22, 2010 7:24:28 am PST #7554 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Ugh. Long Beach airport: curse you for your convenience, accessibility, and hideous ambiance. All the charm of a mildewy florescent-lit doublewide. I'm rather astonished it hasn't floated off or been blown away with the recent weather. Why does this airport not even have a restaurant? Or a dark corner where i might nap? Curses. I think i've been spoiled by the pleasance of PDX and the Costa Mesa airport.

eta: at least there's free wifi.


meara - Jan 22, 2010 7:26:16 am PST #7555 of 30000

Scrappy, knowing where you work I wouldve been soooo tempted to take today as a sick day. Are they doing lots of protests and pray in and stuff?

Now I really want cherry almond Ginger scones. Hey, iPhone autocapd Ginger!

Um, other stuff. Like, I'm still all "ooh barb is nearby! Is she enjoying the mountains??"


Hil R. - Jan 22, 2010 7:26:22 am PST #7556 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I should go work on my dissertation, or something. Really don't feel like it.